Ten Most Influential People in Lenny's Life

[notafrostdflake]

1. Dane Cook. But you know what? Fuck Dane. (I would.) And fuck shoes. And bees. And sharks. But really, fuck bees.
2. Josh Groban. His off-center nose gives me hope that symmetry is a pasing craze. But then again, I don't think he's ever been laid. Look who's talking though. 
3. Simon and GarFUNKle. Yes, I am going to Scarborough Fair, thanks for

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[girl_ontheroad]

I love how my mention is not even by a recognizable name. ;)

[notafrostdflake]

Do you want me to change it?

[girl_ontheroad]

No. But only you can call me Waffle Cone. I smacked Teddy last time he tried. I think he might like it rough. I might have to drop in the beaver later for some provisions.

[notafrostdflake]

Lady Peacock's is on sale!! You should totally get some. It's edible!

[32flvrsthensome]

Who couldn't be hot for Mark Cohen? He's the perfect Jewish man.

[notafrostdflake]

Unfortunately, we're neither Jewish nor gay. Nor are we in New York. And he's not perfect. He can't get it up on the High Holy days.

[32flvrsthensome]

We could be in New York. I'm going to convince Ky of that one day. Yes, he can't get it up on High Holy days, but think about it... do you want him to when it comes to Yom Kippur?

[notafrostdflake]

Yes. I might. I will search for my soul in his pants and pray a whole lot to God later.