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notafuckingnut

[014] We'll be putting down our roots right in the center of the storm

Nov 11, 2011 11:47

[Accidental Visual]

[Viewers can't see much; the communicator's on the floor after he abandoned it there earlier, meaning it's mostly ceiling and the side of the bed. There's an arm and a leg draped over the side towards the camera, fingers tapping against the fabric rhythmically as if to some song in his head while the leg just dangles. There's a ( Read more... )

too much information, [verse]: if the barge is a-rockin', you know that's on right?, such a thing as too much honesty

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needsaccordion November 11 2011, 17:33:55 UTC

Whats porn?

[Headddtiillltt]

notafuckingnut November 11 2011, 17:50:00 UTC

[...Where is that noise...OH. Shift shift, and over he rolls, and now he's looking at the screen and...whut. Talking.horse.]

Depends. If it's a video it's people fucking in front of a camera. If it's a magazine it's just pictures of naked girls.

[He would ask how the hell s/he doesn't know that, but. Talking horse.]

You're a horse.

[Lead with the obvious, why don't you.]

needsaccordion November 11 2011, 17:59:14 UTC

..What's a horse?

[She's a pony bro. A pony.]

notafuckingnut November 11 2011, 18:29:03 UTC

[What's the differenceeeee.]

...You are. I mean...they're usually bigger, but. Pretty much.

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video omnomgriefseeds November 11 2011, 18:45:26 UTC

What type of pornography would you like?

video notafuckingnut November 11 2011, 19:08:42 UTC

[Have a strange look, small fluffy thing.]

Um. I don't have a TV or anything, so a magazine's fine. And...I dunno. Any. As long as there's girls.

[Preferably young attractive ones, but. He'll take any, really, he's not super-picky.]

...Why? And what the fuck are you?

Re: video omnomgriefseeds November 11 2011, 19:24:17 UTC

[ Its mouth never moves. The words are spoken directly into his mind. ] My name is Kyubey. I can grant you anything you ask for, if you make a contract with me.

video notafuckingnut November 11 2011, 20:12:22 UTC

[Worlds of skeptical]

...What kind of contract?

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noprettywholes November 12 2011, 02:31:04 UTC

[almost hysterical female giggling]

notafuckingnut November 12 2011, 03:08:39 UTC

[Um. Okay then.]

...Hello?

noprettywholes November 12 2011, 03:21:21 UTC

Um...hi!

Are you sick?

[teeny little breathy voice.]

I hope not. But if you're feeling bad I could, um...

...actually I don't know how to make my TV stop broadcasting this channel.

notafuckingnut November 12 2011, 03:34:36 UTC

[Shifting to get a little closer to the screen, and she may have a puzzled face. Okay, so that's where that was coming from. That makes sense.

Evidently he's not aware she might have heard anything before the greeting. He doesn't backtrack or get embarrassed over the possibility, anyway.]

Why would I be...? No, I'm not sick. Just bored. ...Why would you think I'm sick?

[Pause, thinking.]

And what would making your TV stop broadcasting do?

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