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[notahandbag]

I tried to call Wesker today. He wanted to know how I got his number and why the hell I sounded like a dead man. It was bound to happen eventually. It happens to everyone at some point, doesn't it

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[attorney_at_lol]

Surround yourself with the people you care about.

[notahandbag]

Sadly most of the people I care about aren't around anymore, or they just won't care. I guess my personality sort of sets me up for failure.

[attorney_at_lol]

What about Dr. Stein?

[notahandbag]

He probably wouldn't care. Wesker and he never got along anyway. But he is just about the only person I could cry to about this, so worth a shot, I guess.

[clockmaster]

I'm sorry to hear that, Birkin. I wonder if the comm is slowly getting disconnected from my world, neither Kaito, Akakao or Aoko can connect to it now.

[notahandbag]

You think it gets deactivated by worlds? Hm. Well, I guess that means you're next then. If you disappear, I guess that means that is how this works.

[clockmaster]

My cousin is still here, who knows if that's how it works for sure. At least me banishing will be useful for something.

[notahandbag]

You'd get a lot more work done, right? Tell me something I don't know.

...But the people. I wouldn't remember them at all. And that thought is just absolutely heartbreaking.

[peoplesprincess]

It doesn't happen to everybody.

[notahandbag]

...Yeah you've been here for a while, haven't you? Maybe not everybody then.

[peoplesprincess]

We can go with "a lot of people".

[notahandbag]

"It happens to a lot of people at some point."

Better?

[sandinmyboots]

Violence. Sweets. Violence with sweets. Heaping mounds of opera. Mocking Joan. Chocolate. I still have some of that drug you gave me a few months ago.

I'm not having much progress on that musical extravaganza, so I can't offer that, but my world has significant amounts of homicidal wildlife good for fighting?

[notahandbag]

Uh, I'm not much of a fighter, and I'd rather not start doing drugs. And violence is sort of frowned upon around here, so... Looks like I'm stuck with a sweet-tooth and opera.

[sandinmyboots]

That's not too bad! Do you need some records from here? We don't have 'moving pictures' but we do have record players!

[notahandbag]

You guys don't have movies? That's a damn shame.

But no, I could probably find something or other here.

[acrotomophile]

Damn. I think I'm actually going to miss that guy.

I'm not sure you want my homespun remedy for depression - it involves a lot of lying to unsuspecting passersby. Alternatively, going to Walmart at 3 AM has worked out well for my roommates.

[notahandbag]

I think I am too. Hell, I know I am too.

Yeah, I'm sort of trying to not murder anyone and put Stein in an awkward position of having to arrest me... Walmart at 3 AM sounds fun though. And hilarious. And I might just have to try that one.

[acrotomophile]

It's odd. He was kind of charming in a really condescending way.

I don't always kill them, it's just the lying that's satisfying. Walmart is probably less objectionable. Do they have Walmart in Death City?

[notahandbag]

You're preaching to the choir on that one.

Eh, lying tends to stress me out. I'm not a huge fan of it. More power to you for knowing how. And they do, it's called Dethmart instead, but it's the exact same thing. Kinda like Starbucks vs. Deathbucks. Same shit, different name.