Middleman HQ, Sunday Morning
Wendy leant back in her chair, drumming her fingers on the table and staring at the ceiling of the interrogation room as her boss, her dead boss, paced in front of her, occasionally casting venomous glares her way. Finally, he came to a halt in front of her, slamming his palms down on the table.
"I want answers and by Patton's left armpit, I'm going to get them," he ground out. "Who are you and what have you done with the real Wendy Watson."
Yeah, this wasn't at all awkward.
"I keep telling you, I am the real Wendy Watson," she said, rubbing her eyes with one hand. "You should know this, you recruited me after that whole mess at A.N.D. Labs and Ben decided to break up with me for an art project. I helped rescue you from the the Dread Pyramid of Itzilichlitlichlitzl." He'd died in her arms while fighting Kanimang Kang.
The Middleman slammed his palms on the table again. Wendy had never seen him so worked up it was kind of hot. "I also want to know how you or the people you're working for managed to breach our security to pull off this deception. but somehow also managed to get some very basic facts wrong."
"What basic facts did I get wrong? I even know your real first name."
Instead of replying, the Middleman pressed a button and a video started playing. It looked like the footage from A.N.D Labratories. There was the lab, there was the tentacled ass monster, and there was We-...oh. "Yeah...I don't think can explain that."
"I want answers and by Patton's left armpit, I'm going to get them," he ground out. "Who are you and what have you done with the real Wendy Watson."
Yeah, this wasn't at all awkward.
"I keep telling you, I am the real Wendy Watson," she said, rubbing her eyes with one hand. "You should know this, you recruited me after that whole mess at A.N.D. Labs and Ben decided to break up with me for an art project. I helped rescue you from the the Dread Pyramid of Itzilichlitlichlitzl." He'd died in her arms while fighting Kanimang Kang.
The Middleman slammed his palms on the table again. Wendy had never seen him so worked up it was kind of hot. "I also want to know how you or the people you're working for managed to breach our security to pull off this deception. but somehow also managed to get some very basic facts wrong."
"What basic facts did I get wrong? I even know your real first name."
Instead of replying, the Middleman pressed a button and a video started playing. It looked like the footage from A.N.D Labratories. There was the lab, there was the tentacled ass monster, and there was We-...oh. "Yeah...I don't think can explain that."