Hey! It's Friday!

[notahumanissue]

So my brother suggested that, as a job during school, I do some bartending. Hmm, interesting, eh? Being the profiteer of alcoholism sounds extremely entertaining, and might just be the key to my financial woes. What I mean by that is t I need money to buy all the pretty things I pass in all those pretty shops. Ohhhh so pretty

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[anonymous]

you really should mail me a fifth, that'd be so sweet
-greg