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notakor

[Voice / Action]

Jan 28, 2011 15:01

[Over the journal system comes a very familiar voice- two, in fact, sounding exactly the same.]

Attention SOS Brigade! This is your leader, the one and only Haruhi Suzumiya!

No, this is your leader, Haruhi Suzumiya!

Well we can't both lead the SOS Brigade! Especially when I'm the real Haruhi!

Stop pretending to be me, you imposter! You'll ( Read more... )

worst team ever, haruhi don't kill them, brigade splitting, the gods must be crazy, the clones of haruhi suzumiya, event

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[Pre-Post Action] fivefootbamf January 28 2011, 20:13:19 UTC

[When Kurt woke up this morning, rather than being his tall and debonair but otherwise monochrome self, he was now a much smaller person. Still the same five fingers and his tail was still disturbingly missing. But now he had chest pillows. He practically falls out of bed and makes a loud ruckus. Fearing Rogue or Storm or Gar discovering him, he immediately BAMFs away to escape. And get clothes.

Unfortunately this isn't quite the ideal form for teleporting on top of snowy roofs and he slips and starts to fall off the clothing store before teleporting himself into the clothing store, appearing in midair and falling on top of a table full of clothes. It cushioned his fall, but he abruptly falls over at the same time.

... well this early in the morning, surely he'd be alone, right?]

[Pre-Post Action] notwhoever January 28 2011, 20:36:02 UTC

[Almost alone. Mikage changed while in the middle of getting dressed this morning, and since their house sorely lacked clothes appropriate for a girl, he'd beelined for the shop to get changed. He'd had a pretty quiet time of it for a while, but just as he wanders out of the change room, a crash from across the shop catches his attention. He rushes over to check, and...

....uh. Wow. That's Haruhi. That's Haruhi.

Crap, now what?]

Ah... oh no...

[Pre-Post Action] fivefootbamf January 28 2011, 20:39:30 UTC

[As a sore Kurt tries to get up, he finds himself looking up at Haruhi. He pales, instantly. And now that there's no fur, it's rather obvious. Here Kurt is. In girl form. In front of Haruhi. He knows how she gets! This is the worst possible scenario ever.]

Ahh... hey there. Funny meeting you here?

[Pre-Post Action] notwhoever January 28 2011, 20:48:12 UTC

[Mikage blinks at "Haruhi", puzzled by the lack of reaction. Wouldn't Haruhi have gotten angry? Yelled, maybe even thrown something? Demanded to know what was going on?

Something's not right here.]

...You're not Haruhi, are you?

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oldvienna January 28 2011, 20:27:40 UTC

[ 'cordelia' is sneaking in to the sos brigade building with sugar plum dreams of also rifling through those costume racks haruhi introduced her to when they first met. but at the doorway she stops and...well, perhaps she eavesdrops. just a bit.

after the healthy little debate, she steps in and is surprised to be met with two haruhis. well, come to think of it -- the voices had both sounded like her, hadn't they?

she looks perplexed. ] I'm not...oh, am I interrupting something?

1 of 2 Haruhis fivefootbamf January 28 2011, 20:34:43 UTC

[Well Kurt was just holding up a dress rather skeptically. He was hoping to try and talk Mikage into it, because it was bad enough he had to figure out his way into Haruhi's normal outfit, much less going this girly. When he spots Anne behind him, he doesn't answer immediately. Sure, Kurt isn't the tallest guy around. But yesterday Cordelia was eight inches shorter than him. Now he was looking up to her.

... well, just play it cool. Like Haruhi.]

Oh no! You're not interrupting anything, Cordelia. Not at all, is she, Haruhi?

2 of 2 Haruhis notwhoever January 28 2011, 20:38:21 UTC

[Mikage blinks and glances over, in the middle of placing a set of bunny ears on his head. The girl isn't familiar to him, but at least Kurt knows the face that goes with the name. So Mikage brightens up as well.]

Not at all, Haruhi! Are you here for the meeting?

oldvienna January 28 2011, 20:41:57 UTC

I...I suppose I am. [ she lies, looking longingly towards the dressing room and its trove of costumes. there probably would not be a lovelier place to put the finishing touches on 'cordelia'.

which -- speaking of? one of those girls called her by that name. this one she looks at intently and tries to remember if she had shared the name with haruhi. ] I didn't realize you had a twin sister. Though I suppose it makes sense -- everything is more dramatic with twins.

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[ action ] acowardlyoak January 28 2011, 20:29:56 UTC

[ and shuri slinks out of his room at long last. this week is weird and confusing and he doesn't really want to go outside and deal with men turning into women or food or explain to people again and again who he is. waking up as konatsu was not as planned.

-- speaking of food. he stops in front of the kitchen table, hands on his hips. ]

Hooo? You got hit hard.

[ action ] notwhoever January 28 2011, 20:39:58 UTC

[It takes all of Mikage's self-restraint from bursting out at the sight. Konatsu? That was his name, right? The guy from the Black Hawks? But what's he doing here? How weird...

...Something familiar about him though, besides his appearance. Hmm...]

[ action ] acowardlyoak January 28 2011, 20:43:11 UTC

Well?

[ a frown. he expected some kind of indignant response.

oh. wait. ]

It's Shuri. Couldn't you figure that out on your own?

How did you even get here? Did someone carry you and just dump you on the table?

[ action ] notwhoever January 28 2011, 20:50:58 UTC

[Pfft. Pffffffffffft. Shuri? Shuri looks like Konatsu now? Oh, this is too rich. Mikage actually has to use both hands to muffle a laugh, crouching down even further and trying to watch more carefully. The cake does not answer him!]

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[ voice ] isthefootsteps January 28 2011, 20:32:47 UTC

[ well, her voice is finally back to normal. this... was shocking and unexpected to hear, though. ]

H-h-hauuu auu auu...

[ voice ] fivefootbamf January 28 2011, 20:35:38 UTC

It's Haruhi! Don't tell me you forgot!

[ voice ] isthefootsteps January 28 2011, 20:40:19 UTC

N-no I didn't, that is so!

[ voice ] fivefootbamf January 28 2011, 20:41:42 UTC

Good! Unfortunately you're not in my Brigade anymore. The other Haruhi claimed you before I could!

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[Voice] stupidsuzumiya January 28 2011, 20:35:44 UTC

You've got to be kidding me.

[Voice] fivefootbamf January 28 2011, 20:40:28 UTC

Don't think you get to claim any of my members just because you look like that jerk version of me!

[Voice] notwhoever January 28 2011, 20:41:42 UTC

Yeah, no boy-Haruhi-bosses allowed in this Brigade!

[Voice] stupidsuzumiya January 28 2011, 20:46:17 UTC

[She's not sure whether to be more angry about this argument or that someone seems to like her 'girlfriend' enough to turn into her.]

Don't be morons! As if I'd share the Brigade with you.

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