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notalfred

Seventh Leaf [Public]

May 22, 2009 19:17

[Loud rapid-fire gunshots.]

There's way too many of these stupid things! Alfred's down and I'm running out of bullets! Can someone get their asses over here!?

[A whizzing sound and a few stray needles hit Matt. He shouts because a few made it through his coat.] FUCKIN' EH!

[A string of gunshots and vulgar French cursing.]

i hate cacti, hockey rage, dammit alfred, fuck this shit, arthur is a jerk

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[voice / public] godandmyright May 22 2009, 23:51:54 UTC

::Matt is answered with static. And suddenly, there is a voice that comes on, and it doesn't belong to anyone from the 4423's crew::

Hello? Hello? Matt? Is that you?

[voice / public] notalfred May 22 2009, 23:58:54 UTC

....ARTH--!? DAMMIT! I left this thi--!

Look, this isn't the best time, right now! I'm a little busy unless you're suddenly in Bydan!

[voice / public] godandmyright May 23 2009, 00:00:51 UTC

What the hell happened?

[voice / public] notalfred May 23 2009, 00:13:28 UTC

IT'S A HORDE OF WALKING CACTI.

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Voice fanged_brat May 22 2009, 23:59:44 UTC

[out of breath]

I'm on my way! I can only run so fast!

Voice notalfred May 23 2009, 00:14:55 UTC

Sorry! It's getting bad over here!

Voice fanged_brat May 23 2009, 00:26:14 UTC

S'bad everywhere! I'm cutting these little annoyin' things down at every turn and there still seems t'be more of them!

...

Is Alfred okay? Like, will he live!?

Voice notalfred May 23 2009, 01:05:04 UTC

He was hit with a lot of needles! He's breathing, so he's alive! It takes a lot more than this to take my brother down, though! He'll be fine if I can get the hell out of here.

[Voice] penny_dancer May 23 2009, 00:20:47 UTC

I'm on my way with emergency supplies. Where are you?

[Voice] notalfred May 23 2009, 00:29:43 UTC

We're in town! In front of the saloon!

[Voice] penny_dancer May 23 2009, 00:31:06 UTC

Right. I'll be right there! What's wrong with Alfred, exactly?

[Voice] notalfred May 23 2009, 01:05:35 UTC

Needles! Lots of them! And he fainted.

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freds_and_wills May 23 2009, 02:15:52 UTC

..Alfred? Which Alfred are we talking about?

notalfred May 23 2009, 02:21:21 UTC

Jones! Unless you're in Bydan, leave a message, I'll have him get back to you!

freds_and_wills May 23 2009, 02:22:12 UTC

...WHAT.

I thought he was too dumb to be knocked out!

notalfred May 23 2009, 02:29:02 UTC

It wasn't 'knocked out' as much as it was stabbed with lots of tiny needles!

Just who is this!?

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[voice / public] godandmyright May 23 2009, 03:47:20 UTC

Ask him about Alfred!

voice notalfred May 23 2009, 03:48:23 UTC

...

....FRANCIS!? I-!! ARTHUR YOU ROTTEN JERK!!

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