First Nibble - Voice (sounds suspiciously like Alan Rickman)

[notalolivampire]

So I know this’ll reach the general public, but fat lot this’ll do. My tamer, some girl named Karin Maaka just passed out in a pool of her own blood. I don’t know if that’s important for you human people but at the moment, I think she’s unconscious

Comments

[justoutrunyou]

What happened to her? was she attacked?

Was it a fat guy and a crazy guy in armor!?!?

Voice

[notalolivampire]

No, she just took one look at me and exploded blood from that nose thing you people have. Don't know why, maybe she doesn't like bats...

[asakura_flower]

I never heard of anyone getting a nosebleed from being scared before...

[notalolivampire]

I don't think it's scared. She just sort of went red and poof. Are you people going to debate this or just let her lay in this puddle?

[delightfulloony]

You sound very familiar...but I just can't place it.

[notalolivampire]

Can't imagine how droll a person must be to sound like me. But coincidence makes a bitch out of me so I suppose it's all shiny.

[locket_lost]

You again? I thought I was rid of you after the war!

[notalolivampire]

Well bollucks if it isn't my old drill sergeant. Come to taunt my sorry self? Hows the rest of the squadron? Dead I'd imagine. Just like most of the Dark Area has been.

[locket_lost]

At least they had the decency to die with honor. You lost whatever last shreds of dignity you had long ago.

[notalolivampire]

Like there was any honor in fighting for an army that was going to eat its own arse in a massive upset. Shouldn't there be a general you should be kissing the flank of?

[whoshotsherlock]

Alan... Rickman...?

[notalolivampire]

Can't say I've heard that name before. No, I'm just your eternally apathetic about life Pico Devimon. Hey.

[whoshotsherlock]

... sorry about that. You just sound an awful lot like a fairly famous actor from my world.

Your girl getting help?

[notalolivampire]

A famous actor? Well there's one uplifting thing in this whole blasted world that's nice.

If you don't mind, I think my tamers out of danger but she could stand to be moved. She just keeps waking and looking at me and fainting with massive nasal hemorrhaging.

[guardian_wind]

Would you like us to contact the main branch to deploy someone from the med team?

[notalolivampire]

Whatever you feel is best. She doesn't seem to be bleeding anymore...

[guardian_wind]

I see. Well, I'll ask Greg to keep an update on the situation.