Nineteenth File.

[notalwystrthful]

[ Action: Mayfield High. Chemistry Room. ]

[GOOD MORNING/AFTERNOON/WHATEVER MAYFIELD HIGH! Your chemistry teacher, Roy Mustang, is not here today. Before you get any ideas, no this does not mean class is cancelled. Far from it. You may notice (if you pay attention I mean he can be easy to miss....) someone different is at the desk. Some blond kid

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[equal_shots]

[Sure. Kid will ask a question. Mostly because he can. And it's been bothering him the whole time.]

Where is Mr. Mustang?

His diagrams are always neatly arranged on the board and these are all over the place.

[YUP GUYS that's what he got from your lesson.]

[unexculpable]

[That wasn't the kind of question he was looking for, Kid. Whatever. He shrugs his shoulders, leaning back in the chair again, putting his feet up on the desk again.]

No idea. I ran into him this morning, he shoved some papers in my hands and told me to teach his class. Was out the door before I could ask why.

[he glances back at the blackboard, with an amused smirk]

He's right, Di. That one in the corner isn't lined up with the other ones at all.

[equal_shots]

[You should really not encourage him, Ed. At all. Because even though you can't see it, he has been stressing about these just-slightly-crooked diagrams since they went up on the board.]

[Seriously.]

I will gladly rearrange them, if you'd like.

[You probably shouldn't allow this.]

[unexculpable]

[oh he is totally encouraging this.]

Go for it.

[action] Chemistry room

[doudemoe]

[While Diana and Ed hijack the class, Minato's fallen asleep. His condition is now Great!]

[unexculpable]

[GUESS WHO'S GETTING SHIT THROWN AT HIM. IS IT MINATO? Why yes, yes it is. He'll start with small pieces of paper. Those pieces of paper start getting bigger when he doesn't get a response and he is THIS CLOSE to chucking the eraser at him.]

[doudemoe]

[Minato uses COMA to endure the PAPER ATTACK. It's super-affective.]

[unexculpable]

[DAMN IT.

THAT'S IT. ERASER. GETTING CHUCKED AT YOUR HEAD.]

[wontjustwait]

[ Joining Minato and sleeping during class. Her textbook is propped up on the desk to hide her while she snoozes. Shut up, it's canon. ]

[unexculpable]

Is she...

[He knows your tricks. It's canon. GOING TO BE ALL THE LOUD.]

Are you seriously sleeping through my class, Winry?

[notalwystrthful]

[ Oh, she has something better. She'll take the textbook and slam it closed rather loudly. ]

Try something better the next time you decide to sleep through a class.

[wontjustwait]

[ Nope, still sleeping. Sorry guys.

She just sits up for a moment and folds her arms over the desk, then rests her head on them. ]

Mm... Wellers sabre saw... dual heat soldering gun kits... [ mumble mumble 1950s power tools ftw ]

2/3

[riastrad_ridire]

[Does he think this is a good idea? No.]

[But hey, why not. Better that than listen to Rin complain.]

[So when he materialized with a glass of some fruity girly drink, it was with a 'you asked for it' look on his face.]

[notalwystrthful]

[ ...Welp, uh. People don't just...materialize out of nowhere. So, she's going to stare in disbelief for a minute, blinking at Lancer and Rin. ]

Miss Tohsaka--?

[fireandiceland]

[Iceland is just reading one of the books he took from one of the English classes.

He's actually read this book several times since it was written. It is still more interesting than this class.]

[unexculpable]

[What? What do you mean chemistry is not interesting? THIS IS THE MOST INTERESTING. I mean look how thrilled Ed is about it as Diana... rambles... about fucking protons. He is so interest in it that he's going to ask you a question. Ed throws a ball of paper at him to get his attention.]

Hey. What're you reading?

[notalwystrthful]

[ Oh, look. She's still rambling about protons. :| How interesting is this discussion! ]

[fireandiceland]

[Linefacing at the paper ball and continuing to ignore the lecture.]

Hamlet.