AUDIO MEMORY 01

[notamelonfucker]

[First there's the sound of a controller clicking and video game background music.]

Nathan: Hey, watch me run over this fat bloke. Run fat boy run! Awww he's fucked up my car!

[A pause. There are gunshots and the sound of a woman screaming from the video game system, all very obviously fake.]Barry: We need to play the game for real. If we

Comments

[ghost_of_00]

Strange.

[notamelonfucker]

[He sounds a little dumbfounded.]

...which part of it?

[ghost_of_00]

All of it.

[...]

Why would you steal?

[notamelonfucker]

It sounded like we needed to to keep someone safe. [He feels the need to defend himself.] I'm not a thief.

[Just an arsonist.]

[darcyredux]

[Laughter for a little bit, then when he calms down:]

Sounds like you're the dangerous type.

[notamelonfucker]

[Barry is not laughing, and finds it a bit strange that someone is... but he goes along with it.]

I don't think I am. A dangerous type.

[darcyredux]

Hmm, stealing cars, robbing banks, it seems like you and your friends had a taste for walking outside the law, though.

[notamelonfucker]

Maybe we found another solution. Or... it was for good reason at least.

[Doubtfully,] Maybe we returned it?

[coughcoughshank]

You certainly have some interesting friends.

[notamelonfucker]

I have no idea why he said that. The--ehm--....circlejerk one.

[coughcoughshank]

[Brightly]

Oh, I don't know, it sounds like it could be fun.

[notamelonfucker]

[Oh, hello crippling shyness. He hasn't seen you for... thirty seconds.

......................]

...well, obviously then wasn't the time to do it.