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[notamelonfucker]

I need a few days off. And I'm sorry, but someone needs to tidy up one of the apartments in Section 1. Tables keep on [TAPTAP.] flipping around me. I'm just leaving my own flipped, because every time I try to put it upright it just flips over again.

Comments

[ghost_of_00]

Strange.

I will tidy the apartment.

00

[notamelonfucker]

Thank you, 00. I think it's because I received a memory.

[weaver_girl]

That sounds a little odd. Did you do something out of the ordinary?

[notamelonfucker]

I received a memory when I was cleaning up. [Pauuuuuse.] I think I should have waited til I got home to touch it.

[extantlaw]

If you wish to be reassigned to external maintenance, report to my office tomorrow afternoon.

[slight pause here]

Do not touch my desk.

[notamelonfucker]

I don't have to touch it for it to flip, it does it on its own. It might be safer to meet outside of your office.

Can you schedule me somewhere away from the Bazaar? Some of the stalls flipped over last time and the vendors were [taptaptap] very angry.

[The embarrassment just oozes out of his slow writing.]

[extantlaw]

[A few annoyed pen-taps here]

If you insist.

Are bathrooms safe from your influence?