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SOMETHING IN THIS ENTRY IS A JOKE! CAN YOU GUESS WHAT IT IS ( Read more... ) -
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The New Year's Eve party and all its related events -- exactly what I needed. -
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Looking at artistic nude photos with my friend, I'm trying to appreciate the beauty in life but all I can do is point out the tiny penises and the large nipples. Is it bad that other people's boobs make me love mine all that much more? Will it be creepy if I post an ode to my cleavage on eljay? (Thank god for anonymous sex blogs). I've decided to ( Read more... ) -
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This is what happens at the basement of Roots Lodge. It's too bad I wasn't working that day -- that's Zack and Jenn and the table we sit at to cry from mean people or have (other people's) lunch ( Read more... ) -
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HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!!!!!1!!!1!
I know that girl there. Please leave her comments, she doesn't have many friends in real life either. She's all by herself, drunk. -
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Say this and I'll combust your house with mouth herpes:
"Deal with it."
On the other band, "Suck it up, bitch" is fine though. I just hate those three words in that order, and I might punch you square. -
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This made me larf.
103 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse or Generally Scare Lord Voldemort
Sure-fire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Crucio'd round the block and back again.by Amanda Lack (stars_planets_clocks ( Read more... ) -
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you know what I love doing?
Taking off my bra.
