Doce

[notapokeball]

[Failed lock to X, but still locked from Hostiles]

So, uh... X. Erm, my apologies for last night and the... the thing with your daughter, and your son and that whole thing...

Although I'm not really sorry, because holy crap. Why haven't I had sex before now?

So uhh... Don't kill me please? I am pretty sure it was a one time thing.

((The strikes

Comments

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[variabletamer]

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2/2

[variabletamer]

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...your strikes... I cannot unsee them...

[notapokeball]

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just, urm...

don't kill me please?

[variabletamer]

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. . .

nnnnnnrrg...

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...not gonna kill you... idiot.

[uberlikehermama]

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[notapokeball]

... ?

[lyricalmagical]

[notapokeball]