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[notashowgirl]

Oh, for Heaven's sa I do not need to hear thi I do not care that your twittery little company has failed to franchise large mice in top hats and gloves to childr Does there happen to be an empty seat one could move to.

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[afterburned]

Is everything alright?

[notashowgirl]

Profits on Hong Kong Disney has apparently collapsed. And whilst I am hardly distraught by the news, my seating counterpart has taken it rather explosively with phone calls, vigorous swearing, and the consumption of liquor.

[afterburned]

I can't offer you my seat for the flight, but you're welcome to take it for the next hour since I'm guessing that's as long as he's going to be awake.

[notashowgirl]

I fear that leaves you without a seat, Mr. Vendrasco.

[savoytruffled]

The seat across the aisle from me is open. 11 D.

[notashowgirl]

Indeed. I shall move there the moment the fasten seat-belt sign has been switched off, thank you, following the delivery of children's items re: Mr. Vendrasco's daughter.

[khaaaan]

I don't know about that, McInnery - seats are assigned by the airline, and I'm pretty sure flight policy says we're supposed to stay where we're put. Who knows that sort of calculations go into it, but I'd wager it has to do with the even distribution of weight and all sorts of crazy things.

You switch, you could fuck everything up.

[notashowgirl]

No.

[khaaaan]

Hey, I'm just explaining the rules. You always seemed to be such an awfully big fan of them.

[notashowgirl]

Rules are there for a reason, Mr. Khan.

However, as I have made inquiries into the possibility of moving seats with an air hostess, your claims re: seat changes, are void.