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[notashowgirl]

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[khaaaan]

Oh, come on Lola, loosen up! Enjoy the vacation, relax a little.

I've never known such an uptight showgirl!

[notashowgirl]

Please refrain from comparing myself to an ill-clad Copacabana dancer.

[khaaaan]

Yeah, you're right.

You'd have to crack a smile once in a while to make it as a showgirl.

Maybe you just need a little drink?

[notashowgirl]

No.

[habituallydrunk]

Alcohol during the flight? No. No. No. Not a problem, I assure you!

Elliot.

[khaaaan]

Don't listen to that tightassed old maid, Parker.

You and I are going to throw back as many of those little Barbie bottles as we can get our hands on.

Lindsey.

[habituallydrunk]

But she has a point. You know I can't stand that naughty ... stuff, and, you see, we're supposed to be behaving professionally. You see.

Elliot.

[khaaaan]

No, we're supposed to be giving the impression of professional behavior. Seeing what we can get away with under the radar is all part of the fun, babe.

Come on, just one drink. Savoy'll never find out.

[rabbleroused]

Chinese commerce produces more than just tawdry illegal goods. There is plenty of rich craftsmanship that I personally believe members of this company should be encouraged to purchase, rather than warned away from.

It's about time the people of Vance started giving something back to China, after all.

[notashowgirl]

Indeed. Whilst the presence of rich craftsmanship is valid, I fear the similar presence and apparent allure of forged "Nikey" sneakers and "Prado" bags may be too much for some members of this company.

[rabbleroused]

Those items received just as much effort and craftsmanship as their American counterparts. The only difference is that they're far more reasonably priced, and the sellers are in far greater need of the income than bloated fashion corporations.

[notashowgirl]

And they happen to be illegal.

[frakwad]

What kind of cartoon characters are they? I was never much of a fan of Looney Tunes. Once when I was younger, I was watching some of the cartoons from the Vault and I don't know about you, but I found Sylvester to be a very upsetting character. And by proxy, Tweety gave me the creeps. Maybe it was the big blue eyes. I think it might have actually had something to do with the fact that they were talking animals. I never really understood that. Like in Homeward Bound or The Lion King or that movie about the talking pig that thought it was a sheepdog. Dang, what was that movie called...Baby? Birdie? I can't remember but the concept of talking animals always freaked me out

[notashowgirl]

A cartoon of a plane.

[frakwad]

Oh. I've never heard of that. I've seen those shows like Bob the Builder where the trucks talk or the train engine in that one show, Thomas...something. I wanted my mom to buy me the train set at some point but she never did and luckily I outgrew it. Legos were more fun anyway. I could make a whole lot more with it like the Millennium Falcon or the ones from the Bionicle set. Does this character have a name?

[notashowgirl]

I am not aware.

[vancelias]

Those of us with nerves might find a drink or two on board - particularly those of us with access to the good stuff up front - to be quite relaxing. I'll be drinking to capacity, myself.

[khaaaan]

Cheers to that, on all accounts!

[vancelias]

Yes, yes. Have fun with your cheap liquor.

[khaaaan]

Whoa, hey - I'm just two rows behind you! First Class all the way, baby, and the good stuff that comes with it.

What do you think I am, the Head of Accounting?