1st Leap | This would be funny if it wasn't actually happening

[notasidedick]

[A → Action; 340 Brady Lane: Early Morning]

[There's a lot of things wrong with this morning. A lot of things wrong. For one, this isn't his bed. He knows this because he's had his bed for how long? Anyways, this isn't his bed. Second, last time he checked, he had some dashing and lovely scars to go with his whole vigilante image. Now how in the

Comments

c

[wizardoftheweek]

-From just behind him.-

Staring at it won't accomplish anything, you know.

Hi new daughter 8D <3

[notasidedick]

[Calling it an it is mean. :C Even if it's probably true.]

I'm not sure I'm comfortable with trying to play with it right now. Or maybe I could just be watching it like the proud father I've suddenly become. [Because that's exactly the reason why he's staring at it.]

[wizardoftheweek]

It's a meat puppet, essentially. A program given flesh. There is no soul within it, only pre-determined actions and reactions.

[notasidedick]

Just a further belief to not grow fond of it because I rather just leave it be then do anything with it.

1/4 you get a combo deal with it

[xuffasch]

( why does he even bother listening to the phone anymore there is never anything worthwhile on it... )

[xuffasch]

( until... that. for a second he doesn't really believe it, but who one earth would sound like otherwise. he knows that voice. )

[xuffasch]

( except that it's been months, for him.

... )

done!

[xuffasch]

( ok composing himself enough to answer, also filtering this call for all intents and purposes. )

You. Idiot.

B

[puzzlerprince]

[Dick Grayson. Dick Grayson... One of Bruce Wayne's adopted sons?]

Another Gothamite dragged to this town... Question: What does that bring it to, now? Eight?

WHAT AN UNHAPPY ICON.

[notasidedick]

[The first one actually. He's the one with all the really bad puns bro.

Also. You sound familiar. NOT SURE IF WANT.]

Eight? Does that mean you're a Gothamite or you know all of them that's here?

He's an unhappy sort of guy

[puzzlerprince]

I, myself, am from Gotham. That isn't to say I'm familiar with everyone else who's been brought here, though.

[He was never able to figure this out back home, but considering that he's been able to remember Batman's secret identity since his arrival in Mayfield... well. This raises some interesting questions, doesn't it?]

He should smile more. Ask the Joker. He can teach you :T

[notasidedick]

So that's both then. Good to know.

[He's trying to figure out who you are based on what little you've said to him. Oh gosh. But you can't guess if he's Batman...maybe. Actually, you'd be terribly pissed at the prospect of two Batmans. Sucks for you.]

I'm afraid I didn't get your name.

B

[brbgoing2russia]

Okay, I totally know that name, but you're gonna have to give me a bit to remember where from.

[notasidedick]

Well, while I give you time to remember who I am. Maybe you can start by at least making it easier to remember who you are. A name would be wonderful Miss.

[brbgoing2russia]

Oh, right on, I should have thought of that. My name's Charlie.

Sob I haven't read much about Charlie. Ngl ;_;

[notasidedick]

Hang on. Filter this call would you? I'm still figuring things out Charlie.

You probably recognize my name for a very valid reason.

C

[there_were_none]

Oh, don't play with that one. I don't like that one.

[Look, more kids!]

[notasidedick]

You mean the not so animated one? Yeah, I don't think I could bring myself to play with them yet.

[OH HEY! Total stranger child coming up and talking to him. This is perfectly okay and not weird.]

[there_were_none]

[What is stranger danger for 500.]

They're all over the place, though. There are a lot at school! They're not very fun at all.

[notasidedick]

[Stranger danger. Hah. If Dick ever followed that rule, he'd never have gotten kidnapped all his time as Robin.]

That's great. I'm supposedly a teacher, which means I get to brighten the mind-do they have minds?