A Day In The Life (Part XV) : In Which Jitters Embraces Legalism And I Am Oppressed.

[notasquirrel]

http://nefaria.livejournal.com/

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"Jitters! Jitters! JittersJittersJittersJittersJitters...!"

"No sir."

"Just ONE BITE!"

"No Sir, you signed a contract."

"I did NOT! I lied! My fingers were crossed!! JUST ONE BITE!!"

"No, Mister Buzzy."

"But-"

"No Sir."

"I could just-"

"No."

"If-"

"Sorry Sir."

"No you aren't! You hate it when I get

Comments

[nefaria]

This can't possibly end well. I'll never get rid of all those ants.

[notasquirrel]

U ARNTE MENTE TOE!!

[nefaria]

I'm saving the ones I pluck off me in a jar and I'm dumping them in your mail slot. You will be INFESTED with Feloni cooties in a week or less!

[notasquirrel]

o, liake ime skared. uve spint soe muche tiame inn mie howse thet thee kooteez hav ther owne bedrume.

[machozi]

-pulls Buzzy's ears- You better watch it! She could roll over and squash you if she had a mind too! >:3

[nefaria]

I believe my mind currently consists of a mound of unpopped kernels.

[notasquirrel]

-pulls Buzzy's ears-

*wraps your antlers in frithmas lights and a sign which says, 'alieuns parke heer'*

You better watch it! She could roll over and squash you if she had a mind too! >:3

shee kud doe a LOTE uv thingz iff shee hadd a miande. *smugflick* ive nevur felte soe saife!

[nefaria]

Hee hee, Machozi and I have an Amway-style relationship, I get a percentage of all the trauma she inflicts on you!

[kittenkissies]

Go for the red ones. They are bigger. And they have a bite.

[notasquirrel]

Go for the red ones. They are bigger. And they have a bite.

yiz, itz a gud ideea, bute ime totalee note payinge u a komisshun.