Dear Miss Mayhem

[notasquirrel]

Upon examining our records we have discovered a 149.95 error in your favor. We have credited this amount back to your account and have added an additional 100.00 credit.   We deeply regret any inconvenience that we may have caused.

Might we suggest that you apply your 249.95 dollar credit towards the purchase of the Happy Termite Kozy Kastle*,

Comments

[nefaria]

Quit trying to tempt me! I know Buzzy desperately needs both of these, but I promised I wouldn't order from you anymore...

I'll think it over.

[notasquirrel]

"What do you think she'll pick, Mister Buzzy?"

"Her nose, probably."

"Ew. That's really gross Sir!"

"Tell me about it...I know where that paw's been."

"Mister BUZZY!"

"Tell you what - why don't you give her some advice?"

"Like what, Sir?"

"Tell her to buy the Green Hornet Ant Retrievel System. I'd tell her myself, but for some reason she never listens to me."

"Imagine that."

"What?"

"Nothing, Sir. So the Green Hornet Ant Retrieval System you say?"

"Yep! It's super! Defective."

"Ok then..."

Dear Miss Feloni,

I think you should buy the Green Hornet Ant Retrieval System. It's super! I think you'll find it on page

"147. Under 'discontinued or under litigation'."

147, under 'discontinued or

"What does 'under litigation' mean, Mister Buzzy?"

"That's Latin for 'under used'. I guess people just don't buy enough of them."

"Oh. Ok..."

under litigation. (That's Latin. It means that people should use more of them.)

"Anything else Sir

[dorothy_parka]

we need the bedbug playhouse in my office.

[notasquirrel]

ile hav thim sind u a katalogg.

[kittenkissies]

Remember "Squid of the Month"! Probably the same company!

[notasquirrel]

Right you are sir!

Might we send you a catalog?

M. Squinkle
special customer relations

***Uncle Milton Toys - "Them's the breaks!"***

[kittenkissies]

NO

[notasquirrel]

Will do!

*enters shipping info*

Enjoy!

M. Squinkle
special customer relations

***Uncle Milton Toys - "Them's the breaks!"***

[kittenkissies]