1. [Voice; English]

[notassguardian]

Alright, so how long before the munchkins tell me that the yellow brick road takes me to Oz? Because Toto, I know we're not in Kansas anymore. I mean, I know New York isn't exactly the epitome of clean... or tidy after what happened, but seriously? I think you need to hire some new contractors. And maybe a couple of street cleaners.

Okay, okay.

Comments

[notassguardian]

A lot of places get called hell. Unless I died for real this time. But I think I'd remember something like that... we hadn't even done anything yet!

[notassguardian]

"A lot" isn't the same as "They all float down here" or whatever.

So how about an explanation?

[mages_game]

Tch.

[notassguardian]

[Taps on the microphone a bit]

Hello? Hello? Man, I hope someone's there. Or that sound is just creepy.

[mages_game]

Someone's here, kid.

[notassguardian]

Gee, you could have said that in the first place, you know! I was starting to think I was going crazy.

voice; English

[lyraofoxford]

You're in another world 'cause some scientists kidnapped you, and they gave you the communicator as well. We've all got one.

Your friends are probably back in your own world.

voice; English

[notassguardian]

So it is another world? And here I thought they were just kidding about things like that. Where's the handbook when I need it?

Gee, that's fantastic. Stranded on a world with a bunch of strangers. After being kidnapped. Man, this place is grey too.

voice; English

[lyraofoxford]

Yeah.

There are also monsters, so you'd better get inside quick.

voice; English

[notassguardian]

Monsters? I think I can handle a few of those.

I mean, if it were flesh-eating zombies, it could be a little worse. But I think some monsters may be fun. Especially if they're totally cool ones. Like... heartless.

[badass_nails]

Welcome to hell, or the next best thing.

[notassguardian]

Man, you're the second person to say that. Does "hell" have a name, or is just a not-so-firey inferno of crap all the time?

[badass_nails]

Welcome to the chip-run, monster infested, never predictable hellhole that's Discedo, kid.

[notassguardian]

Chip-run? I didn't know chips were capable of things like that.

Discedo, huh? I should have paid attention in Latin class. Maybe then I'd remember what that means.

[notassguardian]

Uh... there's a few of them. Teddy, Kate, Eli, Cassie, Tommy, Vision.

[A pause]

Wait. Your voice is totally familiar. Have we met before?

[notassguardian]

Man. I wonder if there's anyone here I know. It's usually hard to go two feet back home without running into someone I've heard of.

Are you sure? I mean, I could have sworn I've heard that voice before. It's really, really familiar.