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and i love the bouncing souls.

i miss pits
period.

shit ive figured it out. they let you drink when you turn 21 because...its that point in life where youre like, damn, im not going in the pit anymore. im too old. i hurt easily, ive got that sort back, blah blah whatever. SO instead you have a few beers or whatever, then when you are ready to go in the pit, it doesnt hurt anymore. and its all good ( Read more... )

i had the most ridiculous dream last night. my mom and i were kidnapped by some afghani terrorists. and i convinced the one guy to let my mom go as long as they could keep me. and then they picked up like 10 other people. but the one guy, he was like a kid, like 21 ish and he was pretty damn hot. and he really liked me and spent the entire time ( Read more... )

oh so when i went to find gas and things yesterday and took 6 U Turns and obtained 0 gallons of gas before quitting i saw the best drug deal ever! i was in the cvs parking lot stuck behind a slow moving dominoes pizza delivery car and apparently dominoes delivers more than pizza.

I am 32% Idiot.

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ok. im bored. dont you people do things in dc? cmon where are the parties and the ruckusing. is that a word? crap i dont think it is. im going to invent it. 'ruckusing': to cause general disruption by wreaking havoc on small creatures.

so my parents came down here to move me in the day after i left. and they made me make a list of things to bring in order of importance. and then they sort of ignored it and brought whatever fit in the truck. sooo...they brought like, none of my dvds, but my dvd player. and all of my cds...but no stereo. and they unpacked shit i had packed, and ( Read more... )