::There is a vine that flowers deep in the heart of the woods.

[notavegetarian]

This is Zhaan, currently I'm away at my meditations. If you would like to leave a message, please feel free to do so. If you would like to see me naked, I have extra incense about. If you're calling to offer me a job, better make the offer good.

I like my tranquility.

Comments

[romanywitch]

I don't suppose you'd open the shop today? I'd like to have Jenny stop by.

Crowley's Phone Misdirection Hijinks!

[sogothcally]

Poor Cally. She wants to leave a sexy voice-mail for her boyfriend. But the power of Crowley's evil sends it to no less than six people, all not her boyfriend.

"Hey there Tiger. I'm gonna go wander out for a bit, but was thinking that maybe tonight we could, you know, use the handcuffs? You, me, no clothes, maybe a little chocolate syrup? Rrrrrowr. Catch you later!"

Trying to call John

[can_be_more]

John? Why in the world are you asking Cameron for condoms? Don't you dare say because we need them. This had better be good.

*long pause*

Have you never heard of a store?

[strongestgirl]

"Um, hello? Ms... Professor Zhaan? This is Pippi Longstocking from Gardening class. Um... Lucas from the music store seems to have been turned into a tree in the park and we're talking to him, but we're having trouble understanding him. Do you think you could come down and have a look? Nadia seems to think he's angry, though I can't for the life of me figure out why."

[can_be_more]

Zhaan? It's Aeryn. I know it's late, but will you have a microt romorrow? There's something I need to talk to you about.