1. List 15 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
2. IN ORDER (1 is the HOTTEST).
3. Say which movie/show/etc it was that hooked you.
4. Supply photo of said people.
I was convinced by Paula and Kim. hahaha.
15) Andy Samberg - The SNL sketch "Lazy Sunday," hahaha - Don't ask. It's the lips. I cannot explain, except: I'd tap that.
14) Chace Crawford - Wooooh, Gossip Girl! - Womanly? Yes. Hottie? Yes. Does he spend more time on his hair than I do? Probably.
13) David Boreanaz - Buffy - Hottest vampire ever. Don't even mess.
12) Daniel Craig - James Bond - I was so distraught by the idea of some blonde tool playing James Bond. And then it was Daniel Craig. And all was well.
11) Tyson Beckford - I don't even know. - Let me just say that Tyson Beckford in a suit is like a rush of pure endorphins.
10) Pierce Brosnan - James Bond, obviously. - I try every day to block Mamma Mia out of my memory.
9) Peter O'Toole - How to Steal a Million - He was so crafty. And beautiful. And in a suit. And charming. And funny. I could be your Audrey Hepburn, Peter.
8) John Krasinski - The Office - Yeah, he has a goofy smile and a big nose and doesn't know what to do with his limbs, but I think he's fucking adorable in his awkwardness. haha. We could be prank buddies. He could teach me about comedic timing.
7) Adam Brody - The OC, I guess? - Don't judge me; he's a cutie, and he looks eerily like the beautiful concierge I hooked up with in France, hahaha.
6) George Clooney - ER - He and I fell in love when I was 10 years old, watching ER. And Ocean's Eleven pretty much sealed the deal.
"Another fangirl is calling me? Haul her away, please. How the hell did she get my number? I'm gonna be late for dinner with Marissa. Goddammit."
5) Harrison Ford - Star Wars, baby. - Han Solo was such a douchebag, and such a hottie. He had a blaster and an attitude problem. And tight pants. Dude, it's win-win all around.
4) Leonardo Dicaprio - Titanic, obviously. - Added bonus: check out every photo Annie Leibovitz has ever taken of him. Hottie. Hottie hot hot hottie.
3) Gaspard Ulliel - Paris, Je T'aime - He's French, guys, and he has the best lips ever. And he's astonishingly articulate and well-read. We plan to have an autumn wedding.
2) Jake Gyllenhaal - Donnie Darko - Soooouuulllful eyyyeeeess. Plus he's fucking smart. And funny. And tall. And soulful. And delectable.
1) Thomas Jefferson - 8th Grade US History - Passionate. And a womanizer. And kindof an arrogant asshole. And a hottie. And brilliant. Love. It is love.