dear journal:
i'm travelling with that goddamn uncertified quack now, against my will, and have a broken nose to show for it. since then, he hasn't stopped calling me every fucking word he can put together with the word "fag". if i wanted that kind of treatment, i would have stayed in fucking high school. and then, wouldn't you know it, hanna
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How unfortunate that this has happened to you, Conrad.
Though I am curious; what is an iphone?
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Who the fuck--oh. It's you. [ oh look he remembers ] I don't want to hear it.
...And an iPhone is a miracle of modern technology created by Apple.
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Grell, please. [IT IS A MIRACLE.]
[He just stares. Wow, that was totally helpful.] Do tell.
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It's a type of phone with apps that can be used for anything--like researching nearby sushi shops and checking networking sites. It also plays music and movies.
[ he totally doesn't look enamoured ]
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My oh my, technology has come a long way then.
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Yeah, it has--but how do you not know about the iPhone? Have you been living under a rock?
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Before I was whisked away to...wherever this is, it was 1888. The telephone is a relatively new luxury. The organization that I work for uses pigeon post.
[Yes, go ahead and make fun of his obsolete methods of communication.]
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...Pigeon post? You're fucking with me, right?
[ ADD ONE TO THE SMILE TALLY. he ignores the part about grell being FROM THE FUCKING PAST in order to probably snub your technology. awesome. ]
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Because being from the past is only a minor detail.
Hah he got Connie to smile. Though Grell doesn't really know that's a rare thing yet otherwise he'd be all "D'AWWWW". Well, even more-so.]
Ugh, so vulgar. [Totally one to talk.] No, I'm not. It's such a slow process, but it gets the job done.
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