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Jun 26, 2010 17:33

dear journal:

i'm travelling with that goddamn uncertified quack now, against my will, and have a broken nose to show for it. since then, he hasn't stopped calling me every fucking word he can put together with the word "fag". if i wanted that kind of treatment, i would have stayed in fucking high school. and then, wouldn't you know it, hanna ( Read more... )

complaining about it to livejournal, worth is a jerk, - route_29, conrod's life is just so hard, oh fuck me

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[video] redcinematics June 27 2010, 20:28:20 UTC
[Just...laughing. But he'll be making mental notes of this entry.]

How unfortunate that this has happened to you, Conrad.

Though I am curious; what is an iphone?

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[video] notconnie June 28 2010, 01:44:15 UTC
[ buhhhh what on earth could he possibly do with this knowledge ]

Who the fuck--oh. It's you. [ oh look he remembers ] I don't want to hear it.

...And an iPhone is a miracle of modern technology created by Apple.

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[video] redcinematics June 28 2010, 01:55:59 UTC
[God knows.]

Grell, please. [IT IS A MIRACLE.]

[He just stares. Wow, that was totally helpful.] Do tell.

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[video] notconnie June 28 2010, 01:59:49 UTC
Fine. Grell.

It's a type of phone with apps that can be used for anything--like researching nearby sushi shops and checking networking sites. It also plays music and movies.

[ he totally doesn't look enamoured ]

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[video] redcinematics June 28 2010, 02:15:24 UTC
[Grell on the other hand, looks genuinely surprised. What are these apps and networking sites you speak of.]

My oh my, technology has come a long way then.

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[video] notconnie June 28 2010, 02:28:25 UTC
[ dude you should just be glad that conrad doesn't have his with him. he would be showing you all his apps and gadgets and skjfhkg ]

Yeah, it has--but how do you not know about the iPhone? Have you been living under a rock?

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[video] redcinematics June 28 2010, 03:47:58 UTC
[Knowing Grell, he'd probably want one afterwords.]

Before I was whisked away to...wherever this is, it was 1888. The telephone is a relatively new luxury. The organization that I work for uses pigeon post.

[Yes, go ahead and make fun of his obsolete methods of communication.]

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[video] notconnie June 28 2010, 16:10:15 UTC
[ they could be APPLE BUDDIES (B ]

...Pigeon post? You're fucking with me, right?

[ ADD ONE TO THE SMILE TALLY. he ignores the part about grell being FROM THE FUCKING PAST in order to probably snub your technology. awesome. ]

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[video] redcinematics June 28 2010, 18:13:59 UTC
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Because being from the past is only a minor detail.

Hah he got Connie to smile. Though Grell doesn't really know that's a rare thing yet otherwise he'd be all "D'AWWWW". Well, even more-so.]

Ugh, so vulgar. [Totally one to talk.] No, I'm not. It's such a slow process, but it gets the job done.

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