Drabble for Akutsu

[notcosplayer]

I've been so busy fending Soshi's cookies off that I didn't quite have enough time to properly work on this. But I know Akutsu-chan will appreciate it. I tried to stay in his original style. So take this you bastard, I hope you enjoy your freaking gift

Akutsu was fucking scared fuckity fuck fuck. Banji had called him at two thirty in the morning

Comments

[bigbadakutsu]

Too many fucking fucks, dipshit.

[notcosplayer]

Really? I thought they were creative ^__^

Couples who have differences last longer you know that!

[bigbadakutsu]

Nothing fucking creative about 'fuckity fuck fuck', shitweasel.

...

What the fucking hell?

[notcosplayer]

Nothing creative about shitweasel either, we all have our differing opinions, right pookie?

...

and you know what the fucking hell this is.

[bigbadakutsu]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, YOU FUCKING PYSCHOTIC FUCKER?

[notcosplayer]

Aw darling, don't shout at me!

Check, you fucker

[bigbadakutsu]

DON'T FUCKING CALL ME THAT. I CAN FUCKING SHOUT ALL THE FUCK I FUCKING WANT.

What the fucking fuck, arsehole?

[notcosplayer]

I will call you whatever I want, Akutsu-kun.

Just give up. Maybe you'll be able to explain to Banji why I know about the two of you someday, I'm not sure he'll appreciate being outed like this

[bigbadakutsu]

DON'T FUCKING CALL ME FUCKING LOVE MUFFIN.

[notcosplayer]

Okay pookie, I won't ^__^

[bigbadakutsu]

You are so fucking close to getting yourself fucking killed, you fucking schizo.

[notcosplayer]

Says you. Really, you disappoint me.

[bigbadakutsu]

BANJI IS NOT A FUCKING SCHOOLGIRL, AND HE DOESN'T FUCKING HAVE A FUCKING SAILOR MOON COSPLAY OUTFIT. HE DOESN'T FUCKING COSPLAY. HE'S A FUCKING TENNIS COACH WHO FUCKING MOLESTS FUCKING LITTLE BOYS FOR SOME FUCKING AMUSEMENT.

[notcosplayer]

You must be traumatised. It must be hard for you.

But I won't hurt you by asking you how you know what cosplay outfits Banji does or does not have, and I'll just hand you the number of a good therapist, okay :)

[bigbadakutsu]

Go fuck yourself with fucking sandpaper, you fucking filthy slut.

[notcosplayer]

No thank you.

And I love it when you talk dirty to me Master

[bigbadakutsu]

YOU HAVE NO FUCKING BUSINESS FUCKING WRITING ME IN FUCKING FIC. YOU FUCKING ASKED FOR IT, YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKER.

[notcosplayer]

You asked for it first, after all, give and take, big boy.

[bigbadakutsu]

You fucking asked for it. 'Don't fucking laugh at me for this?' Who the fuck is fucking stupid enough to fucking say that?

Fucking welcome to fucking fandom, shitbrain.

[notcosplayer]

And who the 'fuck' is 'fucking' stupid enough to fucking reply to that.

Thanks, I fucking appreciate it, bastard.