005: Much Ado

[cakeordeathnote]

A moment if you please.

To a one "particleman1897@dddmail.net": While I can understand your enthusiasm over the community's revival, I fail to comprehend your reasons for filling my inbox with news articles in the same vein as the following.

Just as well, please refrain from sending mp3 files encoded to loop infinitely. It's no mystery why "

Comments

[youknowthadrill]

Oh, have a sense of humor~.

[cakeordeathnote]

...

[youknowthadrill]

See? That's just the thing I'm talking about! It wouldn't hurt you to lighten up a bit, you know. All work and no play...

[cakeordeathnote]

While your concern is acknowledged, I assure you that it was entirely unnecessary.

[fishy_go_byebye]

It's Ryo! Family got here... HI!

*Exuberant waving*

[cakeordeathnote]

[is getting used to that, a little! :Db]

Aah, Miss Del, it has certainly been a while. Family, you say?

[fishy_go_byebye]

Yes! Brother Dream and Sister Death! They're here and everybody likes Death but that's cuz she's really nice and it's kinda not fair but...

[cakeordeathnote]

I have not yet met them. But I am sure they are just as kind as Miss Del.

[auric_avarice]

People are dying in your world, Ryuzaki?

[cakeordeathnote]

People are dying in every world, Ryle-san. Approximately one every six seconds.

[auric_avarice]

Well, more than that where I'm from but then again I think there's a war on.

[cakeordeathnote]

Non-natural causes of death may certainly raise the rate. But indeed, there has been a rash of unnatural deaths here.

[cakeordeathnote]

Hm?

[[Nah! Convincing, though, wasn't it? I think it was one of the BBC's April Fool's Day articles. They did one on zombies one year. XD]]

[chocobolickhair]

.......what?

[cakeordeathnote]

Tubthumping. One of the international chart hits from several versions of Earth during the late twentieth century.

Now with proper coding, sorry!