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Title: Second Attempt
Rating: R (just in case)
pairings: heechul centric, kichul
genre: crack
summary: heechul tries to prove he is not the only slut in Suju.
Disclaimer: I own no one and nothing
“Okay, I think I have concocted the perfect plan!” Heechul deviously tapping his finger tips together as he let out the laugh villains always did in cartoons.
“Umm alright. What’s the plan boss?” Kibum asked looking up at his hyung from where he sat on the couch.
“Boss?” Heechul liked the sound of the title but something didn’t feel right about it. “Hmmm.”
“What?” Kibum questioned when Heechul didn’t even make an attempt to start explaining the plan.
“I think Master would be a better title, pet.” Heechul smirked running a hand through Kibum’s soft hair, liking the way it felt between his fingers.
“I am not your pet.” Kibum slapped the hand away. “More like a friend helping you prove your innocence.”
“Nope, you are my pet or my bitch you do whatever I tell you.” Heechul smirked.
“I can leave.” Kibum replied standing.
“Oh no no.” Heechul pushed Kibum pack down, “You wouldn’t want to miss your reward for helping me when all this is over.” Heechul whispered his hands high on Kibum’s thigh.
“Whatever.” Kibum pushed Heechul away, “just tell me the plan.”
“Okay,” Heechul rubbed his hands together eagerly, quickly setting up a chalkboard on a little stand. He then dug into his pockets taking out three magnets, one a woman, one a little boy and one a man. “This is me,” Heechul smiled holding the woman magnet out right in front of Kibum’s face. “This is you.” Heechul motioned to the man, “And this is that evil trying to be innocent liar of child Sungmin!” Heechul began hitting the little boy magnet on the table.
“Easy now hyung, it’s just a magnet.” Kibum spoke.
“You are right, it’s not it’s fault.” Heechul set the magnet down. “Alright here is my plan.” Heechul picked up a pink piece of chalk, drawing a box. “We are going to go to a club.” Heechul moved the man and woman magnets into the box drawn. “And we will see Sungmin getting drunk and dancing with some guy or guys.” Heechul moved the little boy magnet inside the box.
“We are going to catch him in the act of dancing like a slut?” Kibum questioned thinking it was a good idea.
“Shut up and let me finish.” Heechul tsked Kibum, “Speaking out of turn such a rude dongsaeng.” it took Heechul a moment to continue on with his plan. “ Ok, well anyway. He is eventually going to leave the club with a stranger, because he always does.”
Have you been stalking him? Kibum wanted to ask but didn’t want to cut Heechul off again.
“And then we are going to follow them to a hotel.” Heechul drew a much bigger box, placing the Sungmin magnet near the top. “Then we are going to get the room next to them and drill a tiny hole in the wall.” Heechul drew a dot, the size the drill hole would be. Then held up the drill they were going to use.
“Then we put this camera up to the hole.” Heechul lifted the camera, “And we are going to tape innocent lil’ Sungminnie having naughty rough sex.” Heechul spoke Sungmin’s nickname with disgust, his face wrinkling up to match his emotions. “What?” Heechul asked as he noticed Kibum gaping at him.
“Y-you…want to tape Minnie having sex?!” Kibum practically screamed.
“Shh shh!” Heechul clamped his hand over Kibum’s mouth. Incoherent mumbles came from behind the hand, finally Kibum stopped trying to speak, “Can I remove my hand now?” Heechul questioned and Kibum nodded.
“We can’t make a Sungmin sex tape! It’s illegal!” Kibum screamed in a hushed tone.
Heechul frowned deeply realizing Kibum was right. “You ruin everything.” Heechul sent a light glare towards Kibum. “He’s never going to get caught!” Heechul whined dropping to the floor.
“Hey, we can think of something else.” Kibum offered a friendly smile, “Don’t give up.”
“Well, what can we do?” Heechul asked hopefully, gnawing on the ‘Sungmin’ magnet making the structure of the face undistinguishable.
“We could always…..”
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“I hope this feminine boys night out goes well, this time.” Teukie smiled as he stretched his arms above his head, smiling more at the small cracks his back made as tension was relieved. He then let out a content sigh as they paused in front of the club.
“I hope so too.” Heechul smiled friendly, pulling Teukie inside the dark abyss where sinful acts were constantly committed.
“Something I don’t understand is, why Kibum is with us? He’s not feminine!” Teukie called over the pulsing music, his hips already swaying slightly. He needed a small break.
“Well we need one real man with us, to protect our virtue.” Heechul smiled his hands running of Kibum’s chest.
“Virtue?” Kibum snorted in disbelief. “I’ll go get us some drinks.”
“We’ll be on the dance floor.” Heechul tugged Teukie in the direction of the orgy with clothes on. Everyone was packed into a big group all dancing, sweating, and grinding against each other. The elder of the two boys was disgusted by the many men trying to rub against him, but Heechul put a stop to that by splashing the drink Kibum brought him in their faces.
“Thank you.” Teukie mouthed gratefully.
“Does Kangin know your body can move that way?” Heechul asked as Teukie’s hips moved dangerously in slow sensual circles, with his hands running through his hair.
“Is there anything about my body he doesn’t know?” Teukie giggled slightly. Heechul’s jaw dropped at Teukie’s comment, he felt as if he was chocking on air. Kibum stood with them shocked, blinking in disbelief.
“Did that sound slutty?” Teukie questioned covering his embarrassed face with his hands.
“No, just naughty.” Heechul answered honestly. To be considered a slut one had to spread themselves around, which both Heechul and Teukie knew that but Heechul desperately needed to prove he wasn’t the worst slut, he had standards.
“Heechul, I want to say thank you for not sleeping with so many guys while Henry is visiting.” Teukie smiled gratefully.
“Yeah, anytime.” Heechul mumbled. “Oh Teukie, you have something on your face.”
“Where? Here? Did I get it?” Teukie questioned rubbing his face.
“Oh nope, still there.” Heechul lied.
“Ugh, alright I’ll be right back, I am going to go to the bathroom.” Teukie fell into Heechul’s plan perfectly. Heechul smiled as he Teukie disappeared into the crowd.
“Now all we have to do is wait, my love.” Heechul wrapped his arms around Kibum’s neck pulling their hot bodies together. “He will see Sungmin and that guy having a serious groping contest.” Heechul smirked as he began to rock his hips in a tantalizingly slow pace against Kibum’s.
“Heechul, quit playing around.” Kibum demanded, his body not responding to Heechul’s.
“What you don’t want to dance with me?” Heechul pushed his body closer to Kibum’s.
“Because this is just a game to you. I am just one of your toys.” Kibum answered honestly, fighting back the urges to ravish Heechul on the spot. The pressure Heechul put upon Kibum’s magic spot wasn’t helping anything.
“But I want to be your toy.” Heechul’s sultry voice whispered as his fingers began to play with the back of Kibum’s hair. “Let me be your pet.” Heechul kissed Kibum’s jaw trying to get the stiff boy to loosen up. “Please?” Heechul begged placing a kiss on Kibum’s lips.
Heechul let out a gasp, as Kibum pulled Heechul’s face back to his after their first kiss ended, this time Kibum dominating it, his warm tongue running across Heechul’s lip pleading for an entrance which Heechul eagerly allowed. Their tongues mingled together in a moment of passion as Kibum’s hands slipped beneath Heechul’s shirt enjoying the feel of smooth wet skin on his finger tips. Heechul moaned into the kiss as Kibum’s thumbs rubbed Heechul’s sides, in slow circular motions.
“Heechul!” Teukie’s shrill cry broke Kibum and Heechul quickly apart. “Look who I found!” Teukie pulled Sungmin closer to him, the younger of the two giggling like a fool. “He was molesting and being molested by some guy!” Teukie growled pulling Sungmin through the crowd, along with Heechul.
Heechul and Kibum exchanged delighted smiles at how well their plan was going and lust filled looks imagining what they planned to do when they got old.
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“I can’t believe our Minnie, is a slut.” Heechul spoke as he waltzed happily into the kitchen.
“Oh but he’s not,” Teukie took a sip of his hot coffee. “He said last night he went to the club with Kyuhyun and they got into some fight when some guy started hitting on Sungmin and the last thing he remembers is filling woozy after drinking something the man offered him.”
“You have to be fucking kidding me.” Heechul’s face fell. “You believe that?”
“Minnie, has never lied to me before and you saw the way he was acting after we left the club.” Teukie replied. “Why, do you not believe him?”
Sungmin has never once told you the truth and yeah his acting skills have improved, Heechul thought not sure on what to reply. “Umm no reason.” Heechul sighed defeated, before exiting the kitchen.
***
“We lost.” Heechul whined leaning against Kibum’s chest.
“We can always try again.” Kibum reassured rubbing Heechul’s back comfortingly.
“What’s the point he’s so damn cute, no one will ever believe me.” Heechul pouted.
“I believe you.” Kibum placed a sweet kiss on Heechul’s temple.
“I know, thank you.” Heechul smiled a bit before pushing away from Kibum. “I better go congratulate him on his victory.” Heechul sighed dragging his feet down the hall and into Sungmin’s bedroom.
“Congrats.” Heechul mumbled before crashing down on to the bed.
“You going to give up now?” Sungmin teased.
“Yes.” Heechul snarled, his glare going unnoticed by the upbeat boy.
“You were a strong opponent,” Sungmin admitted. “But you can never make me look bad in Teukie’s eyes, because I am his little innocent friend who sleeps with bunny stuffed animals.” Sungmin laughed, “These things are so ugly.” He tossed a pink bunny stuffed animal off the bed.
“I thought it was cute..” Heechul mumbled picking up the discarded stuffed animal and hugging it tightly to his chest.
“Because of you I didn’t get to have kinky sex I planned to. He even bought some chains.” Sungmin grinned devilishly.
Chains? Hmm Kibum and me could have used those last night, Heechul covered his mouth as he began to giggle.
“What’s so funny?” Sungmin asked. “Have you gone hysterical sense you will always be seen as the slut of Super Junior?”
Heechul knew the words were supposed to cut right through him, but they didn’t. “I am laughing because I know something you don’t.”
“Like what?” Sungmin crossed his arms in front of his chest.
“Love.” Heechul said simply smiling. Sungmin’s face wrinkled with confusion.
“You slut!” Teukie burst through the bedroom door, pointing an accusing finger at Sungmin,
“I don’t know what you mean, Umma.” Sungmin’s cute voice said with a pout at the end.
“Oh no! Don’t you do that Mister, you are in BIG trouble!” Teukie scolded.
“What?” Heechul and Sungmin both spoke at the same time, equally surprised this conversation was actually happening.
“Some sex tape of you was released to the press!” Teukie exploded outraged. “Now I have to answer all these questions about the boy I thought was so pure and wholesome.” Heechul felt bad, watching Teukie, the elder boy looked so betrayed.
“I-I am sure it wasn’t me!” Sungmin tried to explain, but Teukie snapped his fingers and Kangin came in and began putting bars on Sungmin’s windows. Heechul couldn’t help but break out in howling laughter.
“Look who has bars on his window! Look who has no escape~” Heechul sang dancing with the bunny. He danced right out the room and into Kibum’s arms.
“Sex tape hmm?” Heechul asked over Sungmin’s tantrum which involved ripping heads off bunny stuffed animals.
“Looks like you aren’t the only one trying to break free.” Kibum smirked motioning to Kyuhyun in the corner. “He had taped it a while ago but not until recently did he have the courage to give it to someone. I guess he was sick of pretending to be Sungmin’s boyfriend.”
“Justice.” Heechul smiled, his insides still laughing and taunting Sungmin.
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sorry for the sappy kind of ending, i feel it turned more romance than crack. I began listening to Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls so that put me in a weird mood, for love<3
and sorry for spelling and grammars errors!
Rating: R (just in case)
pairings: heechul centric, kichul
genre: crack
summary: heechul tries to prove he is not the only slut in Suju.
Disclaimer: I own no one and nothing
“Okay, I think I have concocted the perfect plan!” Heechul deviously tapping his finger tips together as he let out the laugh villains always did in cartoons.
“Umm alright. What’s the plan boss?” Kibum asked looking up at his hyung from where he sat on the couch.
“Boss?” Heechul liked the sound of the title but something didn’t feel right about it. “Hmmm.”
“What?” Kibum questioned when Heechul didn’t even make an attempt to start explaining the plan.
“I think Master would be a better title, pet.” Heechul smirked running a hand through Kibum’s soft hair, liking the way it felt between his fingers.
“I am not your pet.” Kibum slapped the hand away. “More like a friend helping you prove your innocence.”
“Nope, you are my pet or my bitch you do whatever I tell you.” Heechul smirked.
“I can leave.” Kibum replied standing.
“Oh no no.” Heechul pushed Kibum pack down, “You wouldn’t want to miss your reward for helping me when all this is over.” Heechul whispered his hands high on Kibum’s thigh.
“Whatever.” Kibum pushed Heechul away, “just tell me the plan.”
“Okay,” Heechul rubbed his hands together eagerly, quickly setting up a chalkboard on a little stand. He then dug into his pockets taking out three magnets, one a woman, one a little boy and one a man. “This is me,” Heechul smiled holding the woman magnet out right in front of Kibum’s face. “This is you.” Heechul motioned to the man, “And this is that evil trying to be innocent liar of child Sungmin!” Heechul began hitting the little boy magnet on the table.
“Easy now hyung, it’s just a magnet.” Kibum spoke.
“You are right, it’s not it’s fault.” Heechul set the magnet down. “Alright here is my plan.” Heechul picked up a pink piece of chalk, drawing a box. “We are going to go to a club.” Heechul moved the man and woman magnets into the box drawn. “And we will see Sungmin getting drunk and dancing with some guy or guys.” Heechul moved the little boy magnet inside the box.
“We are going to catch him in the act of dancing like a slut?” Kibum questioned thinking it was a good idea.
“Shut up and let me finish.” Heechul tsked Kibum, “Speaking out of turn such a rude dongsaeng.” it took Heechul a moment to continue on with his plan. “ Ok, well anyway. He is eventually going to leave the club with a stranger, because he always does.”
Have you been stalking him? Kibum wanted to ask but didn’t want to cut Heechul off again.
“And then we are going to follow them to a hotel.” Heechul drew a much bigger box, placing the Sungmin magnet near the top. “Then we are going to get the room next to them and drill a tiny hole in the wall.” Heechul drew a dot, the size the drill hole would be. Then held up the drill they were going to use.
“Then we put this camera up to the hole.” Heechul lifted the camera, “And we are going to tape innocent lil’ Sungminnie having naughty rough sex.” Heechul spoke Sungmin’s nickname with disgust, his face wrinkling up to match his emotions. “What?” Heechul asked as he noticed Kibum gaping at him.
“Y-you…want to tape Minnie having sex?!” Kibum practically screamed.
“Shh shh!” Heechul clamped his hand over Kibum’s mouth. Incoherent mumbles came from behind the hand, finally Kibum stopped trying to speak, “Can I remove my hand now?” Heechul questioned and Kibum nodded.
“We can’t make a Sungmin sex tape! It’s illegal!” Kibum screamed in a hushed tone.
Heechul frowned deeply realizing Kibum was right. “You ruin everything.” Heechul sent a light glare towards Kibum. “He’s never going to get caught!” Heechul whined dropping to the floor.
“Hey, we can think of something else.” Kibum offered a friendly smile, “Don’t give up.”
“Well, what can we do?” Heechul asked hopefully, gnawing on the ‘Sungmin’ magnet making the structure of the face undistinguishable.
“We could always…..”
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“I hope this feminine boys night out goes well, this time.” Teukie smiled as he stretched his arms above his head, smiling more at the small cracks his back made as tension was relieved. He then let out a content sigh as they paused in front of the club.
“I hope so too.” Heechul smiled friendly, pulling Teukie inside the dark abyss where sinful acts were constantly committed.
“Something I don’t understand is, why Kibum is with us? He’s not feminine!” Teukie called over the pulsing music, his hips already swaying slightly. He needed a small break.
“Well we need one real man with us, to protect our virtue.” Heechul smiled his hands running of Kibum’s chest.
“Virtue?” Kibum snorted in disbelief. “I’ll go get us some drinks.”
“We’ll be on the dance floor.” Heechul tugged Teukie in the direction of the orgy with clothes on. Everyone was packed into a big group all dancing, sweating, and grinding against each other. The elder of the two boys was disgusted by the many men trying to rub against him, but Heechul put a stop to that by splashing the drink Kibum brought him in their faces.
“Thank you.” Teukie mouthed gratefully.
“Does Kangin know your body can move that way?” Heechul asked as Teukie’s hips moved dangerously in slow sensual circles, with his hands running through his hair.
“Is there anything about my body he doesn’t know?” Teukie giggled slightly. Heechul’s jaw dropped at Teukie’s comment, he felt as if he was chocking on air. Kibum stood with them shocked, blinking in disbelief.
“Did that sound slutty?” Teukie questioned covering his embarrassed face with his hands.
“No, just naughty.” Heechul answered honestly. To be considered a slut one had to spread themselves around, which both Heechul and Teukie knew that but Heechul desperately needed to prove he wasn’t the worst slut, he had standards.
“Heechul, I want to say thank you for not sleeping with so many guys while Henry is visiting.” Teukie smiled gratefully.
“Yeah, anytime.” Heechul mumbled. “Oh Teukie, you have something on your face.”
“Where? Here? Did I get it?” Teukie questioned rubbing his face.
“Oh nope, still there.” Heechul lied.
“Ugh, alright I’ll be right back, I am going to go to the bathroom.” Teukie fell into Heechul’s plan perfectly. Heechul smiled as he Teukie disappeared into the crowd.
“Now all we have to do is wait, my love.” Heechul wrapped his arms around Kibum’s neck pulling their hot bodies together. “He will see Sungmin and that guy having a serious groping contest.” Heechul smirked as he began to rock his hips in a tantalizingly slow pace against Kibum’s.
“Heechul, quit playing around.” Kibum demanded, his body not responding to Heechul’s.
“What you don’t want to dance with me?” Heechul pushed his body closer to Kibum’s.
“Because this is just a game to you. I am just one of your toys.” Kibum answered honestly, fighting back the urges to ravish Heechul on the spot. The pressure Heechul put upon Kibum’s magic spot wasn’t helping anything.
“But I want to be your toy.” Heechul’s sultry voice whispered as his fingers began to play with the back of Kibum’s hair. “Let me be your pet.” Heechul kissed Kibum’s jaw trying to get the stiff boy to loosen up. “Please?” Heechul begged placing a kiss on Kibum’s lips.
Heechul let out a gasp, as Kibum pulled Heechul’s face back to his after their first kiss ended, this time Kibum dominating it, his warm tongue running across Heechul’s lip pleading for an entrance which Heechul eagerly allowed. Their tongues mingled together in a moment of passion as Kibum’s hands slipped beneath Heechul’s shirt enjoying the feel of smooth wet skin on his finger tips. Heechul moaned into the kiss as Kibum’s thumbs rubbed Heechul’s sides, in slow circular motions.
“Heechul!” Teukie’s shrill cry broke Kibum and Heechul quickly apart. “Look who I found!” Teukie pulled Sungmin closer to him, the younger of the two giggling like a fool. “He was molesting and being molested by some guy!” Teukie growled pulling Sungmin through the crowd, along with Heechul.
Heechul and Kibum exchanged delighted smiles at how well their plan was going and lust filled looks imagining what they planned to do when they got old.
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“I can’t believe our Minnie, is a slut.” Heechul spoke as he waltzed happily into the kitchen.
“Oh but he’s not,” Teukie took a sip of his hot coffee. “He said last night he went to the club with Kyuhyun and they got into some fight when some guy started hitting on Sungmin and the last thing he remembers is filling woozy after drinking something the man offered him.”
“You have to be fucking kidding me.” Heechul’s face fell. “You believe that?”
“Minnie, has never lied to me before and you saw the way he was acting after we left the club.” Teukie replied. “Why, do you not believe him?”
Sungmin has never once told you the truth and yeah his acting skills have improved, Heechul thought not sure on what to reply. “Umm no reason.” Heechul sighed defeated, before exiting the kitchen.
***
“We lost.” Heechul whined leaning against Kibum’s chest.
“We can always try again.” Kibum reassured rubbing Heechul’s back comfortingly.
“What’s the point he’s so damn cute, no one will ever believe me.” Heechul pouted.
“I believe you.” Kibum placed a sweet kiss on Heechul’s temple.
“I know, thank you.” Heechul smiled a bit before pushing away from Kibum. “I better go congratulate him on his victory.” Heechul sighed dragging his feet down the hall and into Sungmin’s bedroom.
“Congrats.” Heechul mumbled before crashing down on to the bed.
“You going to give up now?” Sungmin teased.
“Yes.” Heechul snarled, his glare going unnoticed by the upbeat boy.
“You were a strong opponent,” Sungmin admitted. “But you can never make me look bad in Teukie’s eyes, because I am his little innocent friend who sleeps with bunny stuffed animals.” Sungmin laughed, “These things are so ugly.” He tossed a pink bunny stuffed animal off the bed.
“I thought it was cute..” Heechul mumbled picking up the discarded stuffed animal and hugging it tightly to his chest.
“Because of you I didn’t get to have kinky sex I planned to. He even bought some chains.” Sungmin grinned devilishly.
Chains? Hmm Kibum and me could have used those last night, Heechul covered his mouth as he began to giggle.
“What’s so funny?” Sungmin asked. “Have you gone hysterical sense you will always be seen as the slut of Super Junior?”
Heechul knew the words were supposed to cut right through him, but they didn’t. “I am laughing because I know something you don’t.”
“Like what?” Sungmin crossed his arms in front of his chest.
“Love.” Heechul said simply smiling. Sungmin’s face wrinkled with confusion.
“You slut!” Teukie burst through the bedroom door, pointing an accusing finger at Sungmin,
“I don’t know what you mean, Umma.” Sungmin’s cute voice said with a pout at the end.
“Oh no! Don’t you do that Mister, you are in BIG trouble!” Teukie scolded.
“What?” Heechul and Sungmin both spoke at the same time, equally surprised this conversation was actually happening.
“Some sex tape of you was released to the press!” Teukie exploded outraged. “Now I have to answer all these questions about the boy I thought was so pure and wholesome.” Heechul felt bad, watching Teukie, the elder boy looked so betrayed.
“I-I am sure it wasn’t me!” Sungmin tried to explain, but Teukie snapped his fingers and Kangin came in and began putting bars on Sungmin’s windows. Heechul couldn’t help but break out in howling laughter.
“Look who has bars on his window! Look who has no escape~” Heechul sang dancing with the bunny. He danced right out the room and into Kibum’s arms.
“Sex tape hmm?” Heechul asked over Sungmin’s tantrum which involved ripping heads off bunny stuffed animals.
“Looks like you aren’t the only one trying to break free.” Kibum smirked motioning to Kyuhyun in the corner. “He had taped it a while ago but not until recently did he have the courage to give it to someone. I guess he was sick of pretending to be Sungmin’s boyfriend.”
“Justice.” Heechul smiled, his insides still laughing and taunting Sungmin.
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sorry for the sappy kind of ending, i feel it turned more romance than crack. I began listening to Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls so that put me in a weird mood, for love<3
and sorry for spelling and grammars errors!