What Happens in the Suju apartment, stays there.
paring: implied kangteuk, shiwook, and hanchul
rating: pg-14/15
summary: Hankyung is getting married so teh suju boys decide to throw him a bachelor party
12 members of Super Junior all sat crammed together in a small apartment living room. They awaited the reason they had been called all together. They glanced from one face to another until they landed on Teukie’s who seemed unaware to all the staring faces. Kangin nudged him gently and directed his gaze to all the staring faces. “Why are you guys looking at me like that? I wasn’t the one who called the meeting.” Teukie answered a question on all their minds. They all went back to looking at one another mouthing “was it you” and “no. was it you?”
“Ahem.” Hankyung awaited until all 12 pairs of eyes were on him. He tried to hide his embarrassment from being late to the meeting he himself called.
“you..” Teukie glared at Hankyung as he rubbed his tired eyes, then pulled his legs to his chest and imagined he was in his bed.
“You are trying to take Umma’s place aren’t you!!” Sungmin pointed a finger accusingly. “Only Umma and Appa can call meetings!!”
“I’m not trying to take their place I have an announcement-” Hankyung tried to explain.
“I knew it!! You are quitting super junior!” Ryeowook began to sob into Shiwon’s shoulder as everyone began to yell and scream at Hankyung.
“You can’t do this to us!!” Eunhyuk exclaimed dramatically.
“Hey-I.” Hankyung’s voice was drowned out by the other loud voices.
“Hey SHUT UP!” Kangin screamed standing up. Rendering everyone silent and wide eyed. “Umma wants to speak.” Kangin informed everyone, making their eyes turn to Teukie.
“Thank you Kangin, “Teukie smiled, “Now everyone maybe we should listen to what Hankyung has to say.” Teukie spoke calmly. Donghae began to open his mouth in protest but Kangin gave him a glare so he was quickly silenced. “Hankyung?” Teukie asked as if Hankyung to explain.
“Okay, I just wanted to tell you guys that, well, I really love Cho and so were are getting married, so we are engaged.” Hankyung spoke calmly, watching the crowd for their reaction. They all sat quiet as if thinking.
“So you are leaving us!” Heechul cried out dramatically putting the back of his hand to his forehead. After Heechul’s word the room erupted in voices. Each word becoming more and more annoying.
“I AM NOT QUITING SUPER JUNIOR!!!” Hankyung screamed above all the voices.
“Oh my gosh, you guys know what this means?” Kangin asked a devilish smile growing on his face.
“What? What?” Eunhyuk and Donghae leaned forward as if to hear a secret.
“We get to throw him a bachelor party!!” Kangin exclaimed excitedly, getting many whoops and woots.
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“Just take a deep breath, this can’t be that bad, I mean what could they possibly do.” Hankyung spoke to himself before he pushed open the apartment door. He froze upon entering. The living room no longer looked home like but like a club with the blue lights and disco ball hanging from the ceiling. Hankyung just shook his head. He looked in the kitchen where the counter and table had been replaced with a mini bar. Shiwon was tending the bar.
“Hey Shiwon, can I have a drink, I think I am going to need one.” Hankyung spoke entering the kitchen.
“Oh you are going to need more than one.” Shiwon informed as he got out a glass. Hankyung looked at Shiwon curiously, Shiwon had no shirt on and his muscles were obviously well oiled, the only clothing he had on was pants and a bow tie.. Shiwon turned around and bent down reaching for the alcohol revealing his butt less pants. Hankyung’s jaw dropped in horror.
“Wha-what are you wearing?!!” Hankyung blurted.
“Something Heechul gave me, said Wookie would like it.” Shiwon answered pouring Hankyung’s drink. Hankyung took his drink and left unsure what to say. He entered the club/living room and said down on the couch, the only furniture that had not been removed. Hankyung watched as Sungmin carefully walked over, he sat down next to Hankyung. Sungmin set a pink bunny in red silky lingerie on Hankyung’s lap. Hankyung gave Sungmin a questioning look.
“It’s her first time, be gentle. Oh and you can only have her for one night. Her name is Ms. Snuggles.” Sungmin informed.
“what do you expect me to do?” Hankyung asked bewildered.
“I don’t know and I’d Don’t want to know, just be safe. And if you harm her in anyway I’ll eat you alive. Oh and wash her before you return her.” Sungmin spoke in a light fluttery voice before he stood and walked away.
“I am talking to Teukie and he is so cancelling MTV.” Hankyung spoke to himself before Kangin approached with a small box.
“here you go.” Kangin held it out, Hankyung took the box then brought it close to read in the dim light.
“C-condoms?” Hankyung choked on his drink.
“Well, I know what you are gonna be doing on your honey moon night, just want you to be prepared.” Kangin winked before he left to convince Teukie to dance provocatively with him. After that Hankyung thought the night couldn’t get weirder, oh but it did. He got many other odd gifts, such as candy underwear, a candy bra for Cho, glow in the dark paint for those ‘kinky nights’ as Donghae said whilst he winked at Eunhyuk before Eunhyuk dragged Donghae to the bedroom area, oh and he got a netflix card from Kibum and butt less pants from Ryeowook (previously worn on Shiwon), Hankyung got a good old fashion congratulations card from Teukie, and aspirin from Kyuhyun.
Hankyung tapped his foot on the floor while he looked at his watch, it was almost midnight and almost time for him to make an excuse to escape.
“Are you ready?” Shindong asked laughing.
“Ready for what?” Hankyung asked suspiciously.
“Your cake of course…” Shindong turned away trying to hide his laughter. Hankyung watched at Teukie and Kangin rolled in a giant cake. Something didn’t seem right as Hankyung looked around the room counting the members. Stripper music began to play bum cha bum cha and then Heechul popped out of the giant cake, wearing pink thong lingerie with a pink boa wrapped around his neck. Heechul winked at Hankyung and began to swing the end of the boa around in a circle as he sluttly danced his way to Hankyung.
“Are you ready Big Boy, for the time of your life?” Heechul asked putting the pink boa around Hankyung’s neck before sitting down on a very mortified Hankyung’s lap.
rating: pg-14/15
summary: Hankyung is getting married so teh suju boys decide to throw him a bachelor party
12 members of Super Junior all sat crammed together in a small apartment living room. They awaited the reason they had been called all together. They glanced from one face to another until they landed on Teukie’s who seemed unaware to all the staring faces. Kangin nudged him gently and directed his gaze to all the staring faces. “Why are you guys looking at me like that? I wasn’t the one who called the meeting.” Teukie answered a question on all their minds. They all went back to looking at one another mouthing “was it you” and “no. was it you?”
“Ahem.” Hankyung awaited until all 12 pairs of eyes were on him. He tried to hide his embarrassment from being late to the meeting he himself called.
“you..” Teukie glared at Hankyung as he rubbed his tired eyes, then pulled his legs to his chest and imagined he was in his bed.
“You are trying to take Umma’s place aren’t you!!” Sungmin pointed a finger accusingly. “Only Umma and Appa can call meetings!!”
“I’m not trying to take their place I have an announcement-” Hankyung tried to explain.
“I knew it!! You are quitting super junior!” Ryeowook began to sob into Shiwon’s shoulder as everyone began to yell and scream at Hankyung.
“You can’t do this to us!!” Eunhyuk exclaimed dramatically.
“Hey-I.” Hankyung’s voice was drowned out by the other loud voices.
“Hey SHUT UP!” Kangin screamed standing up. Rendering everyone silent and wide eyed. “Umma wants to speak.” Kangin informed everyone, making their eyes turn to Teukie.
“Thank you Kangin, “Teukie smiled, “Now everyone maybe we should listen to what Hankyung has to say.” Teukie spoke calmly. Donghae began to open his mouth in protest but Kangin gave him a glare so he was quickly silenced. “Hankyung?” Teukie asked as if Hankyung to explain.
“Okay, I just wanted to tell you guys that, well, I really love Cho and so were are getting married, so we are engaged.” Hankyung spoke calmly, watching the crowd for their reaction. They all sat quiet as if thinking.
“So you are leaving us!” Heechul cried out dramatically putting the back of his hand to his forehead. After Heechul’s word the room erupted in voices. Each word becoming more and more annoying.
“I AM NOT QUITING SUPER JUNIOR!!!” Hankyung screamed above all the voices.
“Oh my gosh, you guys know what this means?” Kangin asked a devilish smile growing on his face.
“What? What?” Eunhyuk and Donghae leaned forward as if to hear a secret.
“We get to throw him a bachelor party!!” Kangin exclaimed excitedly, getting many whoops and woots.
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“Just take a deep breath, this can’t be that bad, I mean what could they possibly do.” Hankyung spoke to himself before he pushed open the apartment door. He froze upon entering. The living room no longer looked home like but like a club with the blue lights and disco ball hanging from the ceiling. Hankyung just shook his head. He looked in the kitchen where the counter and table had been replaced with a mini bar. Shiwon was tending the bar.
“Hey Shiwon, can I have a drink, I think I am going to need one.” Hankyung spoke entering the kitchen.
“Oh you are going to need more than one.” Shiwon informed as he got out a glass. Hankyung looked at Shiwon curiously, Shiwon had no shirt on and his muscles were obviously well oiled, the only clothing he had on was pants and a bow tie.. Shiwon turned around and bent down reaching for the alcohol revealing his butt less pants. Hankyung’s jaw dropped in horror.
“Wha-what are you wearing?!!” Hankyung blurted.
“Something Heechul gave me, said Wookie would like it.” Shiwon answered pouring Hankyung’s drink. Hankyung took his drink and left unsure what to say. He entered the club/living room and said down on the couch, the only furniture that had not been removed. Hankyung watched as Sungmin carefully walked over, he sat down next to Hankyung. Sungmin set a pink bunny in red silky lingerie on Hankyung’s lap. Hankyung gave Sungmin a questioning look.
“It’s her first time, be gentle. Oh and you can only have her for one night. Her name is Ms. Snuggles.” Sungmin informed.
“what do you expect me to do?” Hankyung asked bewildered.
“I don’t know and I’d Don’t want to know, just be safe. And if you harm her in anyway I’ll eat you alive. Oh and wash her before you return her.” Sungmin spoke in a light fluttery voice before he stood and walked away.
“I am talking to Teukie and he is so cancelling MTV.” Hankyung spoke to himself before Kangin approached with a small box.
“here you go.” Kangin held it out, Hankyung took the box then brought it close to read in the dim light.
“C-condoms?” Hankyung choked on his drink.
“Well, I know what you are gonna be doing on your honey moon night, just want you to be prepared.” Kangin winked before he left to convince Teukie to dance provocatively with him. After that Hankyung thought the night couldn’t get weirder, oh but it did. He got many other odd gifts, such as candy underwear, a candy bra for Cho, glow in the dark paint for those ‘kinky nights’ as Donghae said whilst he winked at Eunhyuk before Eunhyuk dragged Donghae to the bedroom area, oh and he got a netflix card from Kibum and butt less pants from Ryeowook (previously worn on Shiwon), Hankyung got a good old fashion congratulations card from Teukie, and aspirin from Kyuhyun.
Hankyung tapped his foot on the floor while he looked at his watch, it was almost midnight and almost time for him to make an excuse to escape.
“Are you ready?” Shindong asked laughing.
“Ready for what?” Hankyung asked suspiciously.
“Your cake of course…” Shindong turned away trying to hide his laughter. Hankyung watched at Teukie and Kangin rolled in a giant cake. Something didn’t seem right as Hankyung looked around the room counting the members. Stripper music began to play bum cha bum cha and then Heechul popped out of the giant cake, wearing pink thong lingerie with a pink boa wrapped around his neck. Heechul winked at Hankyung and began to swing the end of the boa around in a circle as he sluttly danced his way to Hankyung.
“Are you ready Big Boy, for the time of your life?” Heechul asked putting the pink boa around Hankyung’s neck before sitting down on a very mortified Hankyung’s lap.