fic: Smoke and Mirrors

[notfar]

Title: Smoke and Mirrors
Author: notfar
Pairings: Artie/Kurt, Tina/Mercedes, Rachel/Finn
Rating: PG
Word Count: 4,700
Disclaimer: Don’t own Glee and this never happened
Spoilers: Could be considered spoilery for the new season
Summary: Kurt and Artie are secretly dating. So are Mercedes and Tina. Because it's just more fun if nobody knows. Based on this prompt

Comments

[eeka_specks]

I. LOVE. THIS. :DDDDDDDD

[notfar]

:D Thanks!!

[elanor12]

Oh My God! Best thing to read before going to sleep. :D :D :D

[notfar]

Thank-you!! :D

[cl0ak3d_5ch3m3r]

Love this :D is it just me or does sam just kinda disappear after artie rams him? O.o

[notfar]

Haha, thanks!! Sam was still there. He was just keeping quiet and backing away very very slowly, rubbing his ankles :)

[alter_alterego]

I'm sorry, but did you just finish writing an epic of an angst story on the respective meme, only to turn around and write the most spectacular snarky fluff?!?

There's so few Artie/Kurt fics (TOO few!), and I'll admit to never having considered Tina/Mercedes. Having read this, I'm totally open to the possibility. If Mr. Murphy wants to make it happen, go for it. He'd just better consult with you, because this? This is how it needs to be done.

I love that Rachel is in on the secret, and I love how well you capture her speech patterns.

I love how convincing you make the couples.

Is there something stronger than love? Because THAT'S what I feel for the humor. A few of the uncontrollable-gales-of-laughter moments for me:

--“I can lift Artie from his chair into my car, and into bed,” Kurt says. “That’s pretty much all I need.”

“The man speaks the truth.” Artie grins at him.

--Carole doesn’t deserve the full wrath of Kurt’s stink eye, so Kurt directs it towards his father

--“Fight!” Puck calls, trying to start a chant. “Fight

[boysinperil]

OH HI HON!

What she said, as usual. ♥ Your Puck and Rachel and Artie voices are just so good, and “I like messing with your head,” Kurt tells Santana honestly. “It’s kind of hilarious, really." made me lol irl!

[notfar]

:D Thank you so much!!!

[notfar]

Haha, maybe? I had to stop halfway through and make a few adjustments, because it was actually almost literally sickeningly fluffy.

Thank you!! Very glad you liked it!! I love Artie/Kurt, and established relationships are so much fun, because they're easy. You can just make up in-jokes and casual PDAs without having to plough through the getting-to-know-each-other bits and the secret crushes. Haha. Or maybe I'm just lazy.

Anyways, thanks!! I totally need to write more of this pairing, I think :D

[noah_puck]

This was so cute! As a usual PuckKurt fan, i find myself enjoying this pairing. Alot. Its so cute.

And you write Artie very well! :D

MORE!

[notfar]

Aww, thanks so much!! Artie is totally my secret favourite. I'll definitely have to write more someday. Thanks for reading! :D