Oi, Flynn- you switch my clothes out or something? They won't fit. Pretty lame prank if you ask me.
[Yuri eyes the screen suspiciously, wearing
the only clothes in her entire closet that fit right. The top few buttons are undone, but for the most part she's decently covered. More than she would be in Yuri's regular guy clothing.
A grin.]You know
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(And on her way to the gardens - what better than to pick up a nice new sword?)
She arrives - fourteen minutes because she's an accommodating woman - and she approaches him with a grin]
Ready?
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Or he could advance to the nice young lady over there, draw his tonfa, sink the left one in the ground to build a balance point, and aim a roundkick at the wrist of Yuri's apparent sword hand.
Because this will totally end well. ]
Don't waste time.
[ Facial expressions not included in the free service. ]
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She's fine with this.]
Aren't you forward-
[And she quickly steps, spins, slashes forward.]
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Not enough.
But that big sword is going to be problematic, if she has distance between them. He lets himself fall back to the ground and a little forward, aiming a kick at Yuri's ankles, trying to topple her over.
Swords are useless on the ground, and really, if he has to touch some of the Xanadu mud baths, he'd like to share. ]
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A jump back, because Yuri's all about the gymnastics and acrobatics in fighting, apparently, even with a few extra pounds on her chest. A bit of a pause and a bit of a grin.]
Not bad. For now.
[Yuri also loves to talk okay. But with this guy, she gets the feeling she won't have the luxury to do so often.]
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It's good to be an ignorant douchebag. It's especially good to be an ignorant douchebag trained in a variety of territories. ]
Who said - [ spit #3 ] - you could mark me?
[ He bolts up, flashing forward and shifting balance between one leg and the other, raising tonfas alternatively. If she can work both hands, it pays to mask where the hit's coming from -
- or better yet, that there's no hit at all, and that he intends to ram the girl over.
Meanwhile, forgotten somewhere in the mud, dutifully recording the boob action, Hibari's network device camera has taken on bro duties. ]
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[And like all smart people, Yuri wants to meet Hibarin head first, dashing with sword outstretched and at ready to thrust-
(make sure to get Yuri's good side, camera, as she attempts to top a young boy)
And should she get hit along the way- well, she always did think a fight was more interesting with a few scratches and bruises.]
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That's against regu -
[ It hopefully also loves the sight of Hibari hitting the mud (round ii), taking the opportunity to scratch and squirm and hissing when his back breaks an ugly fall.
He tries to roll Yuri over and emerge on top !!!, attention more prominently focused on... oh look, is that a handcuffing attempt to Yuri's left wrist? Yes, yes it is. ]
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...Well, this is definitely the most creative way I've been arrested.
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Do you have anything else?
[ IT'S NEVER OVER. ]
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No tricks up this sleeve. For now.
[Tug. Tug. TUUUUUG.]
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Leaving. I'm leaving.
[ Should have used the bloody whip. A courtesy, age-telling look of bewilderment and possibly permanent brain damage - ]
You can't keep these.
[ - and he unfastens the cuffs, recovering his device with a bit of a belatedly shaking hand, because two slams against the ground have a nice say about that. He can't help staring some more, because, lady, you're. You're weird. ]
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[Yuri's the weird one?! TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF.]
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I'm aware.
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Is he blowing her off?! What's a little mud when they haven't even gotten really down and dirty yet?!]
And?
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And I'm leaving.
[ ...humiliated. ]
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