i can see right see through you, and you're pretty much crazy.

[notforserious]

quote of the day: "i can't think about this today, if i do i'll go crazy." - scarlet o'hara

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loose lips sink ships

[mustbeburt]

so you rat me out, huh. i'll admit it. i liked it. i wouldn't say it's one of my favorites. (that probably offended you)

Re: loose lips sink ships

[notforserious]

piss beads.

poop patrol

[anonymous]

yesterday little jake and baby luke came over to play. Not knowing what to do with them, I decided to make them a badge that said- "poop patrol."
"Jake...we are going to crawl around the house and sniff for poop. Maggie is getting old and we need to make sure she didn't have any accidents."
Jake looked down at his badge and said- "are we official?"
I thought back to the many comments I made on LJ about farts and feces and decided I knew enough about the subject to really mean my answer. With pride I said, "yes Jake. We are."

In other news.....

[anonymous]

Not wanting to make a phone call today- I'll LJ this to you

Re: In other news.....

[anonymous]

I spelled Columbia wrong. fyi

poop, tom and a mysterious plot.

[notforserious]

i have it on good authority to say that you are definitely official. that was a great story. two toms and a microphone. that will be our filming motto. i have purposely not disclosed any info. on our screenplay... but you exposed us. what is it with ratting people out lately?

did you love this tom from b&n? did he love you? did he even remember you? or did he think you were nuts and make up the name tom? is he even a good camera man? did you get a resume? resume. that looks different than it sounds. resume, not resume. is that how its spelled?

k, bye. oh, and eat my butt.