my husband is turning 25 tomorrow, my daughter just turned a year, and my fetus is 9 weeks. everyone is growing up so fast. 2 babies and a guy who's half way to fifty. yikes
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food for thought from megb503
anonymous
January 23 2005, 19:15:16 UTC
Something to think about...
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to "wrap around" Rock, rendering it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to Scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY! A rock could tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you... asshole."
Re: halfway to fifty, am i?!notforseriousFebruary 16 2005, 17:11:45 UTC
mko. no jersey love sorry. i am on campus right now and i just walked past this girl who had a huge, crunchy bleach-blonde pony tail that was sorta off to the side a little. she literally had an orange powdery face with blue eyeshadow. she was wearing a stupid shirt that hangs off the shoulders and was a little fringy around the edges. then i thought... where is this girl from? where do they breed these kind of humans. then, a little patch on her butt-tight jeans informed me... these humans come from new jersey. "jersey girl" screamed the patch that reluctantly clung to the tired. stonewashed denim. i'm sorry, but i would right a letter to your governor if i were you. or at the very least, i would move out of that wretched state and come home to us in pa. just my thoughts. ;)
Jersey WhatmustbeburtFebruary 17 2005, 16:00:10 UTC
Lara...New Jersey has more horses then the state of Kentucky. New Jersey has the tallest water tower in the united states- home to the first college football game (go scarelet knights)- home to the first solid body electric guitar and is home to almost every major invention from the lightbulb to the movie projector...it is the birthplace of Judy Bloom, frank sinatra, Ray Liotta, Dave Thomas (wendy's) Nathan Lane, queen latifa, jack nicholson, susan sarandon, Jason alexander and Me...to name a few. Oh...and I don't even want to talk about the bands that hail from Jersey....if jersey bands didn't exist most of your cd collection would be non existent. And how bout the guitarest Coheed and Cambria is from my town
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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock.
Paper is supposed to "wrap around" Rock, rendering it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to Scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY! A rock could tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you... asshole."
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Baby #6 in seven years.... you could even win the race if you had a multiple birth in there :)
Here's to more babies. The more babies we have, the more love we have inside.
-Heath-
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