fifteen stars [voice]

[notgoku]

AHHHHHHH

itchy! itchy!! IT ITCHES!

HELP I'M TURNING INTO A CHICKEN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T WANNA BE FOOD

DADDY HELP MEEEEE

[ooc; all posts assumed voice hahaha oops]

Comments

[killer_veggie]

You're not turning into a chicken.

[notgoku]

B-BUT I'M ITCHY

MAYBE I'M GROWING FEATHERS

EDIT WHAT EDIT

[killer_veggie]

[CAN HAZ FACEPALM GOTEN. WAY 2 GO. :|]

It's chicken pox. Just- ignore the blasted name. It doesn't have anything to do with chickens. So no, you're not growing feathers.

I didn't even know Saiyans could get stupid sicknesses like this.

I SAW IT ALL.

[notgoku]

HOW DO YOU KNOW I-I've never even SEEN this before!

[devastatingcute]

I don't think you're turning into a chicken!

[notgoku]

I DON'T WANNA TURN INTO A CHICKEEENNNNNNNN

[devastatingcute]

You're not gonna turn into a chicken! It's just the chicken pox!

[notgoku]

Doesn't that turn people into chickens?!

I DON'T WANNA BE A CHICKEN WAAAHHHH

[westcoastrc]

They call it chickenpox because, once upon a time, people thought you got it from chickens. Calm down, man.

[notgoku]

[baaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww]

[westcoastrc]

You'll be alright. Look, aloe helps with the itching. You want me to bring you a salve by?

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[itachi_kunoichi]

OH NO WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING!

| voice |

[notgoku]

WHAT WHAT DO WE DO WHAT DO WE DO?!

| voice |

[itachi_kunoichi]

STAY CALM AND DON'T PANIC! THERE'S GOTTA BE MEDICINE! ASK FOR MEDICINE, QUICK!

| voice |

[killer_veggie]

... You are not helping, you know.

[ourdenouement]

A CHICKEN?!

[notgoku]

WAAAHHHHHHH

[ourdenouement]

Maybe you should see a doctor...

[notgoku]

[baaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww]

I h-hate doctoorrsss