[Video] // 007; help!

[notguiltyplz]

[Fumble fumble, there is an SFC blinking on, tangled in a mess of covers before it slips out of them and onto the floor, showing a lovely view of the ceiling.

Suddenly there is a man falling on top of it and the covers tumble down with him and the screen goes BLACK.]

Is it on?! IS IT ON? Oh god oh god oh god...

[He's feeling around on the floor now,

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[girlpowertouka]

[What the? Her weird cell phone thing is making noise again. She's never going to get used to this place. Wait -- it's Phoenix-san! Phoenix-san's in trouble! She grabs the thingy and replies back.]

Phoenix-san! Are you okay? What's wrong?

[notguiltyplz]

[Oh! It's on! It's Touka! He waves a hand in front of him, hoping it'll get on camera.]

T-Touka...? Oh god, I can't see, Touka! I can't see at all.

[girlpowertouka]

[She sees his hand.]

You can't see! That's horrible! What happened?

[notguiltyplz]

It's one of those stupid curses!

[A few mumbled swears before he somehow finds himself with his back pressed against the wall.]

The Lamufao, their God, he "curses" us every other week. This time he took away my eyesight.

[guiltyguitar]

... Herr Wright? Are you alright?

[ ... He's trying not to snicker, sorry. That's such a bad pun, and he knows it. ] ... I've lost my sense of taste, it seems that coral's playing tricks on people again... try not to panic, will you?

[notguiltyplz]

[He picks up the SFC immediately when he hears Klavier's voice. Or as fast as he can since he's blind. Feeling around on the ground before he picks it up and answers, yet, the camera is upside down.]

Klavier?! Oh god, I hate this place. I want to go home. They took my eyesight, Klavier! They took my fucking eyesight!

They're trying to break me... [He slumps back, thinking there's a wall there before falling onto his back. He holds in a sob.]

[guiltyguitar]

[ O-oh boy, he's as bad as a crying teenager. Akdjfgjhg--that was totally not muffled German cursing you heard, what are you talking about? ]

... Phoenix Wright. Calm down.

[ It's kind of a shame you can't see his serious-looking face. He doesn't mean it, but damn, man up, Nick. Not that. You know. The Diva isn't being hypocritical, but that's so not the point. ]

Look, it'll probably only last a week like the others. All you need to do is stop panicking. I'm really doubting this is anyone's fault.

[notguiltyplz]

[For some reason his hearing seems to be better now that his eyesight is gone, oooo~ He scowls at the cursing.]

I heard that! Edgeworth says the same thing when he's mad at me or I made him look stupid in court. Which I guess is the same thing.

...

[He huffs and points up at the ceiling, ready to make a declaration of sorts.]

I am not leaving this spot until Sunday.

[He's just... really lost his head, really.]

[scaresplants]

[Crowley shakes his head as if to say "Why, me?" before he speaks.]

Phoenix. It's Crowley. Calm down, okay? The coral's made you go blind, so just stay put and try to not bash your brains out on your chair or something.

[notguiltyplz]

That is actually a very good plan, Mr. Crowley. If I find a chair, I'll let you know how it goes. Or not. If I'm lucky, I'll die and be rid of this place.

[He says it dryly, closing his eyes (like that is any use to him) and flopping on his side in defeat.]

[scaresplants]

Okay, then. Go have fun and do that. Maybe you'll be lucky and come back as a brain-eating zombie.

Then again, we probably don't need another repeat of Dawn of the Dead, so I think your best bet is to stay alive for now. Being dead won't do you any good.

[notguiltyplz]

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[He just resorts to sulking now. He's still slightly panicking but hey, Crowley is making sort of sense. :(]

This place sucks.

[lackinglady]

[Seeing Pheonix freaking out is kind of freaking Noel out herself. Not a very good combination.]

Pheonix! W-w-what's wrong? P-p-please calm down!

[notguiltyplz]

[!!! It's Noel, he lets out a breathless chuckle.]

Noel, I can't see! They took my eyesight! I can't see I can't seeeeeeee. [He whimpers, covering his face with his hands.]

[lackinglady]

Y-your eyesight? U-u-um...[What can she dooooo Dx] j-just hold still a-and try not to run into anything else.

[notguiltyplz]

[Flatly.]

I'll try.

[Voice]

[whippitydafool]

Will you quit foolishly whining like a foolish fool?! Calm down before I go over there and shut you up myself, Phoenix Wright!

[... That is, when she figures out how to move properly. Not that she'll ever tell you that. Why can't she feel anything /sob.]

[notguiltyplz]

[At that voice he freezes before shouting, very loudly.]

FRANZISKA, LEAVE ME ALONE!

[His shout was probably even heard outside. Or upstairs for a certain woman. Ayup, Phoenix seems to have moved into the same building as Franziska without her knowing. But that doesn't matter right now, does it? 8)]

[whippitydafool]

[THUD! CRACK! Looks like someone managed to get a good grip on her whip and strike it against the ground decently, despite being pseudo-paralyzed. That's some willpower right there. N-Not that she actually fell on the floor first or anything. Totally really.]

.....

[She remains silent. That is your only warning. :|]

[notguiltyplz]

[He jumps at the sound of the whip before grumbling and picking up the SFC, pressing a few buttons (in turn, hoping it turns off). He then tosses it across the room. It lands underneath his desk.]