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nothankstoher

For All You Fuckers...

Jan 20, 2005 08:45

[01] Reply with your name and I will write something about you.
[02] I will then tell what song[s] remind me of you.
[03] Next, I will tell you who you remind me of, celebrity/animated or otherwise.
[04] Last, i will try to name a single word that best describes you.
[05] Put this in your journal (Optional)

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unlawfulheart January 20 2005, 15:09:22 UTC

Nick Brown: man of many beers (lol)

Nick Brown... nothankstoher January 20 2005, 15:30:39 UTC

[1]One day, Nick Brown : Man of Many Beers, was walkin in the door after a long night of partyin... He saw his brother Eric ducktaped to a chair... beatin the shit out of himself with a pool cue... He laughed with quart in hand and then he said... "What... The FUCK... Is wrong with you, dude?"... As he got a little closer he noticed that there was a string tied to his wrist. The string went through a series of pulleys which lead down the hall to Jason's room... He walked in the room and Jason was sittin there playin Halo 2 and every time he died he would yank on the string and chuckle with delight... Nick said "Wow... you too are fucked up"... He took one last swig of his quart and then smashed it over Jason's head and then he went to sleep... THE END!
[2]System Of A Down - Chop Suey
[3]Kevin Bacon? I don't know...
[4]MOTHERFUCKIN"G"ASSNIGGAH!

enjoytwin January 20 2005, 19:15:38 UTC

Jason Brown.

^^

dis_illusion January 20 2005, 19:40:59 UTC

YOOOO

Jason Brown... nothankstoher January 21 2005, 05:28:25 UTC

[1]One night, Jason Brown, was chillin at his house playin Halo 2... His twin brother kept comin in the room throwin a fit lookin for his favorite butter knife... Jason told him repeatedly to chill the fuck out and stop botherin him... Did Eric listen? Noooo... He kept on with the bullshit... Jason had had enough... He hid behind the door and when Eric came in the room he threw a sheet over his head and beat him to the floor... Eric was unconscious... Jason dragged him into the living room and ducktaped him to a chair... He then ducktaped a pool cue to his hand and tied a rope to his wrist... Next, he rigged a pulley system to run the string through all the way into his room... He went back into his room and continued to play Halo 2... Everytime he died he would yank on the string and chuckle with delight... Around 1 o'clock Nick walked in drunk as fuck sippin on a quart... He had a few words with Eric which really didn't explain a damn thing so he continued to Jason's room... He saw what was goin on and he just laughed... smashed the ( ... )

girl_in_shotgun January 20 2005, 21:52:29 UTC

nikkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy

[i KNOW u got somethin to say bout me!!]

Nikki Aiken... nothankstoher January 21 2005, 05:47:39 UTC

[1]One day... Well, every day, I am ay your house... J/K... Okay here goes... One day, Nikki Aiken, was shoppin at the falls... She was passin by Hot Topic and out of the corner of her eye she saw the *CUTEST FUCKIN SKIRT*... With her keen eye and shoppin genes she could easily tell from a great distance that it was her size... It was only $20... And... it was the LAST ONE... She smelled another eager shoppee in the vicinity... She scoped out the scene and BAMM.. There she was... Little Ms. Bitch... Checkin out the same skirt and checkin her cash... *silence rolled over the mall*... The bitch looked up and there it was... EYE CONTACT... It was on... They both took a deep breath and dropped down in three point stance... One employee at a near buy Foot Locker grabbed the whistle from around his neck... On your mark... Get set... *he blew the whistle and thy were off... The bitch was faster than Nikk and reached the skirt first and ripped it off the shelf, clutchin it like prey... "VICTORY" she screamed... "Not over my dead body BITCH", ( ... )

Re: Nikki Aiken... girl_in_shotgun January 21 2005, 05:54:31 UTC

1) lmfao!!
2) that was almost offensive until I read the lyrics and, yeah, thats about right :)
3) I usually get Julia Stiles
4) <3 u know it!

Re: Nikki Aiken... nothankstoher January 21 2005, 05:55:58 UTC

I think that's who I meant... The chick from save the last dance?

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do mine do mine!!!! leles_world January 21 2005, 00:13:30 UTC

FLEX!! Oor ALEX! which ever one is best for you

FLEX! nothankstoher January 21 2005, 06:20:52 UTC

[1]One day FLEX was at work... She had just recently been hired for her new job at Cingular Wireless... She was sooo happy with her new job... Anyway, she had just finished up with her last customer before her break... She went and grabbed her purse from the back and left the store so she could grab a bite to eat... She walked up to this little Deli on the corner, because a few of her fellow employees had recommended their sandwiches... She walked in the door and made her way to the counter... Hmmm... What do I want? She decided on the roast beef and provalone and made her order... She payed and then watched as they made her sandwich... As the guy was puttin the lettuce on her sandwich she noticed that he also put a small fragment of a tomato... Although she likes tomatos... The fact that she did not ask for tomato on her sandwich got her steaming with rage... She smacked the counter with tremendous force and began to speak in tongues... She started to transform into a demon... She grew larger and more evil as every second passed by ( ... )

Re: FLEX! salamanderi January 21 2005, 06:24:45 UTC

fucking hilarious ryan

ANNOUNCEMENT... nothankstoher January 21 2005, 06:34:20 UTC

I've had a long ass day... To the 5+ people that I have not done yet... I will hit this shit up tomorrow... My brain will be fresh and I'll have even better stories to tell... I hope you all enjoy... Until tomorrow... NINJA OUT... POOF!

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loser9 January 21 2005, 01:26:29 UTC

THE TRUEST NiKkAy!!

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