Halo single player blows compared to most games, if its only as good as Halo then its proally not very good, or you have a distorted perseption and Metriod Prime is actually good
Well, MP2 easily surpasses the first Metroid Prime. And I happened to like Halo single player quite a bit, thank you. I liked the story, the pace, the conclusion, the lack of boss fights, and the atmosphere. Shut your cynical mouth.
A 4 inch long maglite, a brick in a big box, some of those little plastic fasteners that look like sperm, a bit of cookie dough powder (just add water!), $40 from my grandparents ($36 of which went to my parents because I owed them stuff), $50 from my other grandparents with which I bought MP2, a t-shirt that says "Chaos Agent" on it, a gothic belt and matching bracelet that endorses truckers (they're all the rage in Australia), and a calendar with optical illusions on every page, and a lacrosse stick (which is nice).
I swear, the Sims are actually real people whose souls were absorbed by EA Games, trapping in a horrific world in which they are COMMANDED by some sick 15 year old to give dutch rubs to every passing stranger.
Gosh Graham why'd you have to go out and rat all over Jason's game that he bought, why don't you just go cry in a corner because you don't own any gaming systems. But seriously, I don't mean to be mean. Metroid Prime 2, Pikmin 2, Halo 2 , or even the Sims 2 cannot compare to the awesome power of Lode Runner 2, which is the greatest game ever created, I mean even including the Dinosaurs, who, as a matter of fact, had some pretty kickass games. If you don't know what Lode Runner 2 is all about, then you get an F minus and probably deserve to die.
Uh... I looked that up on Gamespot, and this is what I understood:
Some guy collecting gold that can dig holes to dodge monks.
So, lets rate this on my patent-almost-pending Scale De Awesome: Explosion Factor: 0 Violence Factor: 0
Total Score: 0 Will, this game sucks. The Scale De Awesome is never wrong. As compared to: Metroid Prime 2: Explosion Factor: 10,000,000,000,000 Violence Factor: 10,000,000,000,000
Total Score: 10,000,000,000,000. As you can see, this game is clearly quite awesome. Halo, with a score of Half of Two and a Quarter Squillions, and Pikmin 2 with A Quarter of Two and a Half Squillions are also up there.
Obviously your "Gamespot" is extremely flawed. I for myself have played Lode Runner 2 and it has a grand scale of violence and explosions. There are like 7 kinds of bombs that you can get in the game, which you can blow up, and the explosions are kickass, and they can blow up the monks, which is violent too. Also, when the monks catch you, it is much more violent than getting shot with a pussy laser gun like in Metroid Shit. For example, sometimes they start eating you and your guts fly up before you are respawned and get to do it again. Plus, Lode Runner 2 is kickass because it is really fuckin' hard! And a squillion is not a number.
Will, you are sadly mistaken. Squillion is actually the biggest number there is, EVER. Besides Ifnillion, of course.
And 7 kinds of bombs is only a score of 7, DUH! And for violence, you only get a 4 (at best), because gore doesn't count if it looks more like poorly animated pixels instead of the steamy intestine chunks of Metroid Prime.
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What did you get?
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DO NOT PLAY THAT GAME.
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sims=death --and so does spongebob
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And none of you have told me what you got for christmas.
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Good point.
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But seriously, I don't mean to be mean.
Metroid Prime 2, Pikmin 2, Halo 2 , or even the Sims 2 cannot compare to the awesome power of Lode Runner 2, which is the greatest game ever created, I mean even including the Dinosaurs, who, as a matter of fact, had some pretty kickass games. If you don't know what Lode Runner 2 is all about, then you get an F minus and probably deserve to die.
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Some guy collecting gold that can dig holes to dodge monks.
So, lets rate this on my patent-almost-pending Scale De Awesome:
Explosion Factor: 0
Violence Factor: 0
Total Score: 0
Will, this game sucks. The Scale De Awesome is never wrong. As compared to:
Metroid Prime 2:
Explosion Factor: 10,000,000,000,000
Violence Factor: 10,000,000,000,000
Total Score: 10,000,000,000,000.
As you can see, this game is clearly quite awesome. Halo, with a score of Half of Two and a Quarter Squillions, and Pikmin 2 with A Quarter of Two and a Half Squillions are also up there.
Sims 2 is stuck in the company of Lode Runner.
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Plus, Lode Runner 2 is kickass because it is really fuckin' hard!
And a squillion is not a number.
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And 7 kinds of bombs is only a score of 7, DUH! And for violence, you only get a 4 (at best), because gore doesn't count if it looks more like poorly animated pixels instead of the steamy intestine chunks of Metroid Prime.
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