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Jan 15, 2005 23:58

My two new favorite jokes ( Read more... )

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Buffalo etphonehoem January 16 2005, 07:35:37 UTC
I think my favorite joke is this:

A man, traveling in the wild west with his trusty guide Squanto, stops for a minute to gulp down some precious water.

as he is doing this, Squanto puts his head to the ground and says alarmingly, "Buffalo Come"

The man asks, "How do you Know?"

"Ear Sticky"

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LOL anonymous January 16 2005, 11:22:20 UTC
LOL id hafta say that i like eliots better...although notharrypotter's second joke is pretty good...

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notharrypotter January 16 2005, 12:54:46 UTC
i read that joke like 3 times before i got it. lmao thats funny.

here is another one of equal vulgarity:

There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory.

Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer.

They approached the heart of the factory, where the father thought, "This should impress him!"

He showed his son a machine and said "Son, this is the heart of the factory. With this machine here we can put in a pig, and out come sausages.

The prudish son, unimpressed, said "Yes, but do you have a machine where you can put in a sausage and out comes a pig?"

The father, furious, thought and said, "Yes son, we call it your mother."

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notharrypotter January 17 2005, 16:24:52 UTC
OK this one takes the cake

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darkbutt January 17 2005, 08:42:45 UTC
ok I don't get the first one at all

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notharrypotter January 17 2005, 11:33:01 UTC
the son doesn't know what an Arab is because they won't exist in 30 years.

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hmm darkbutt January 17 2005, 18:28:08 UTC
sry, but that just not very funny

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Re: hmm notharrypotter January 17 2005, 19:08:52 UTC
jokes are NEVER as funny if you need to explain it... especially jokes about genocide. actually, that joke is kinda sick if you attach "genocide" to it.

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Different type, still good jjbaggins2 January 17 2005, 19:05:31 UTC
How about this for a bumper sticker:

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather; not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car

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Re: Different type, still good notharrypotter January 17 2005, 19:09:46 UTC
lol thats almost as sick as my arab joke

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Re: Different type, still good jjbaggins2 January 17 2005, 20:21:12 UTC
no no its not sick at all its pretty good for a bumper sticker...i mean imagine having one of those super long ones on ur car anyways.....sumthing to ponder.

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Re: Different type, still good darkbutt January 20 2005, 19:39:53 UTC
you stole that from me dammit, or maybe you just found it the same place that I did 8)

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