Quintessentially British.

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[atrum_astrum]

Even when I wake up at seven to use the bathroom and find a life sized sex doll sitting in it wearing my bathrobe.

Maybe my favourite sentence you've ever written.

The river looks gorgeous, and can't fault you for loving the house after seeing it. Just don't forget that flat you love in Holland Park either!

[nothing_kind]

I'm not even slightly surprised. :-)

Isn't it beautiful? Open to you and Joe if you need a home away from, as is St Lizier - just say the word.

[atrum_astrum]

It is, and thanks, you. Don't think I'm up for much travel quite yet, but always to keep in mind.

[dark_enraptured]

What an absolutely stunning photograph. You live by the river in Cambridge?

[nothing_kind]

We do - I teach at the university, so it's handy to be close.

[dark_enraptured]

Oh, that's a very impressive job - Cambridge professor! What do you teach?

[nothing_kind]

I teach for the English Faculty, so at present its a mix of English literature at first year level and French poetry for third years. Did you go to university?