J'adore mon bateau.

[nothing_kind]

I thought I was fairly fit, and then Valentine bought me a boat. Christ wept, I've got aches in places I didn't even know I had muscles. Surely it's not normal to ache in your midriff after a spot of rowing? Next time I'm giving him the oars and saving myself a hernia

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[atrum_astrum]

Your brain is going to swell so large (matron) with knowledge it's going to start leaking out of your ears. Hope you were paying close attention watching Hannibal for recipes.

I would like see you and this boat in action. Next time I come up I'll bring a parasol and we'll play pretend in Venice.

[nothing_kind]

More oars than poles (matron indeed) but I'll be happy to oblige your river desires next time you visit.

[atrum_astrum]

Hahaha filth merchant. Get ready to guide V and myself downstream wearing the biggest petticoats we can find.

[nothing_kind]

That sounds wrong on several levels, but I'm still laughing. You're on.