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on halloween, sonny pooped on my couch. today he pissed on my underwear and socks. i think he might be mad at me.


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LAST NIGHT IN MY DREAM I WAS PREGNANT AND IT WAS TOO LATE TO HAVE AN ABORTION. i was pissed.

Me:
you are a douche
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a douche? Of course I am.

As a woman I was taught to be hungry. Women are well acquainted with thirst. Yeah, we could eat just about anything. Wed even eat your hate up like love We eat your hate like love, we eat your hate like love, We eat your hate like love, we eat your hate like love
How does that feel? it feels blind.

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