"As a car washing professional, my favorite words are "there's puke in the car"."-poor guy

[nothingitsfine]

I have straight hair, two suite passes to tennis today and last night I saw hot ass Andy Roddick drunk...We took the girls to the Yardhouse last night and, shocking, they were a bit of a scene. Chelsea is anorexic, both Lyndsey's pulled their boobs out and some tennis guy said he could totally call that Dallas and I were sisters.....rriiiiggghhht

Comments

[anonymous]

you have to call me back someday you know

[nothingitsfine]

um, I didn't know Satan had a computer and knew my lj... I feel so important

get real

also, I fucking hate anonymous posts