"They have a helicopter pad. A helicopter Tat. Think about it."-Matty

[nothingitsfine]

So if you are going to call your ex-girlfriend with the generic "I'm in jail" April Fool's prank at 7 in the morning...don't call from your cell phone. Because they don't let you have your cell phone in jail. And your prank will be ruined."We could be sitting here, drinking beer all coked up, and people might start pairing off...and I just need to

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[mrvonhugenstein]

Can you at least loan her out to me for lap-dancing purposes?

[nothingitsfine]

that, I can do