SO apparently the wisdom taken away from doing a Three Wisemen shot, is not to do a three wisemen shot.
Alot of people bought me drinks.
My friends are amazingThe Devil gave me his outfit. Literally. It's funny that we wear the same size girls jeans ( Read more... )

Had an excellent time in Pasadena. The weather was horrendous but the company made up for it.
Chelsea had a dream that she was pregnant with Tuna's baby.
Brian and I drank the best sake bombs ever at sushi.
Watched Eurotrip with Ryder.
Kiki and I got flashed at KFC

Obviously going to party my ass off tonight, as it is my birthday.
Dance party!

So apparently in Thailand my friends don't consider sex for money prostitution, because,"That's the only way girls can make money there. We're helping." It reminds me of the Sealab 2021 episode where the bizarro crew takes over Sealab and Bizarro Quinn keeps doing horrible things while saying "I'm helping! I'm helping ( Read more... )

So they are going to be able to make this synthetic version of what geckos have on their hands and feet soon.. you know, the self cleaning clingy stuff that makes it so they can walk on walls and ceilings.

HELL FUCKING YEAHSo maybe 2005 will be better than 2004 ( Read more... )

Let's get it on..
Let's do this..you know, so we can sleep at night.

So tonight I told Matthew Lillard that SLC Punk was the shit.
I wanna name my first son Optimus Prime.
Hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.
You ever take it off of any sweet jumps?

Happy Late Holidays everyone <3Had an excellent dinner. Then went to Heather's for hours and caught up. Got into a wrestling match with John, I think I might have really hurt my elbow with his teeth ( Read more... )

Recipe for Forgetting:
3 pitchers of Hefeweizen
6 "Smooth" Bloody-Mary's
3 shots
4 Coronas

The AVN *porn* Awards are the same weekend that we are going to Vegas for my birthday.
Maybe there is a god.

people really ought to learn to not fuck with me

Had an AWESOME time in Scottsdale. Saw my very little baby cousin, stayed in my aunt and uncles sweet new house and met another very fun guy that runs a strip club thanks to Matty. Friends that run strip clubs are the very best friends to have...especially when they'll serve you well after last call.
Everything was great until late last night.

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So our plans to see Oceans 12 last night, unfortunately, fell through. We lost track of time at the Yardhouse pre-drinking. Shocking I know. It was nice to see Mikey and Brian though, they are even more entertaining then a movie. And Pompadour Ass' hair is more impressive than George Clooney's. They are always good for a funny conversation, which ( Read more... )

The new casino is fuckin' rad. Unbelieveably good times were had by all.So we went there. Went to Rainn and it was alot like Body English in Vegas, dancin' girls, 7 dollar drinks and all. Rob hooked us up fat and we mad a new friend at Fatburger around 3 in the morning ( Read more... )