I got a new camera for my birthday/christmas!!!


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I have determined that the best and most convenient idea ever is the drive thru. And since this miraculous idea already exists then there can't be any harm in me expanding its uses to its full potential. So I'm proposing a Drive-Thru whore service which will make prostitution simple and easy rather than having to sneak around the docks on a cold ( Read more... )

There seems to be a new big brother in town and it comes in the form of unlimited entertainment. And the person on the other end is not only the government but also everyone you know and possibly 40 year old hermits with nothing better to do than browse through your drunken pictures. But seriously guys. The internet is starting to creep me out and ( Read more... )

As you all know I have a real talent for revenge and for all I know I should run a business of it. But based on recent observations there are a few things that everyone should know and probably do know but often overlook. Even though what I say won't solve any or all of the world's problems and is biased according to everyone's own inherit sense of ( Read more... )

I CAN'T STOP LYING AHHHHH

Part 1: The Birth of You

Were you a planned baby?: Jesus planned me!!! And his purpose for me is to become the most Exalted Supreme Leader-For-Life of the great nation of Korea!!!

Were you the first?: YES. FOR YOUR MOM. AND YOUR DAD!!!... AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!!

Who was present at your birth?: Optimus Prime. He ( Read more... )

Back in the day when everything was "magic," the Titan Iapetus bestowed upon us two sons, Prometheus (whose name means forethought) and Epimetheus (whose name means afterthought). Both bright in their own ways began the creation of humanity as we know it. Prometheus sculpted his creature in the image of the gods, being both beautiful and noble ( Read more... )

An open bag of Twizzlers somehow makes everything around it taste slightly like Twizzlers also. So when I have a bit of sweet chile and sour cream chips to accompany my sandwich for lunch, I get this slight urge to eat Twizzlers as I'm crunching down my chips. Damn you Twizzlers and your flavor seeping ways ( Read more... )

Today was an absolutely beautiful day. I'll show you why later... right now I have papers and midterms to worry about -_-.

What I do in my spare time ( Read more... )

Proof that blowjobs every once in a while from young interns can make you smarter than some presidents!