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[nothingsodivine]

So I'm in the sewers again

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[cyfor]

Desiree, you're going to smell.

I found a Batman. Can I keep it?

[nothingsodivine]

REALLY, CY? REALLY? I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT.

....What?

[cyfor]

THAT'S MY JOB.

I found a Batman. I like him. There's a basement. I can feed him.

[nothingsodivine]

Batman. Seriously?

You... Can't keep Batman in our basement. I think there are laws against that.

[2ndchanceacharm]

You're in the sewers.

Again.

How does this happen to you?

They're at least letting you have your journal this time, right?

[nothingsodivine]

Looks that way.

Yep. Totally the sewers. Again.

I DON'T KNOW. Maybe I'm the great sewer messiah and no one's told me yet.

...As far as I know? Knowing my luck, Chicago will explode and they won't let me know about it again.

You know, there's plenty of cake down here. And if you get past the smell, the agrarian system they've got running down here is pretty fabulous. Y'know, if you don't want to stare at manholes for hours at a time...

[2ndchanceacharm]

...I'll give it some thought.

[nothingsodivine]

I'll save you some cake.

[nowinprint]

Des, do you ever get the feeling that subtext takes every opportunity to pistolwhip you with Occam's razor?

[nothingsodivine]

Do you mean to tell me that every time the Weevils kidnap me, something happens in Chicago that I'm better off not knowing about?

...Because that thought had occurred.

[nowinprint]

...actually I was just putting words together in a way that made no sense so you'd spend the entirety of your sewer duration wondering what the hell I meant, but, uh...

Is there... a trend I ought to know about?

[Locked]

[nothingsodivine]

I was in the sewers for a few weeks that first time. During that few weeks, Jack Harkness lost his marbles, kidnapped the Doctor, tortured a bunch of people, and went further off the deep end than the Atlantic Ocean.

But I dunno. It could be coincidence.

[smithnjones]

...

No comment.

[nothingsodivine]

I'm sorry? I don't ask to keep getting kidnapped.

You can join me if you want. There's cake.

[smithnjones]

I know. I don't blame you for being susceptible to kidnapping. I just said that I have no comment.

Because if I need you, I'm not going to go down into the sewers to get it.

I'll just buy a whore. :)

[nothingsodivine]

I know... But I am really sorry?

....Although you cannot see me, I am pouting. Can you feel the weight of my pout up there, Martha? It's pretty epic.

[halfadevil]

...Right. You need any backup or anything, you know how to reach me.

Not saying you will, but the last time I went on a sewer-crawl, there were demon flies. BIG sons of bitches.