[Locked to Dmitri]

[nothingsodivine]

I need you at the house. Now.

...I'm in desperate need of a shapeshifter with good negotiating skills.

Comments

[nowinprint]

...I would ordinarily ask what possibly confluence of circumstance could lead to that particular set of requirements, but:

А) I have some idea, and
Б) I want to see if I can guess by the time I get there.

Do I need to bring anything? Special gloves, lockpicks, ferret treats?

[nothingsodivine]

I just need a shapeshifter with a silver tongue, Langolier.

...You're also going to want to be sitting down when I tell you what's going on.

[nowinprint]

...Desperado, you sure know how to make a girl feel a sense of impending doom.

I'll be right over.