Why does CitiBank not have a guard posted after hours???

I went to see The Passion with Liz and Megan last night. Relatively well done. *Mel- lose the satanic midget babies please* But because I had been out all day spending way too much money on plays and presents and books, Liz had to pay for my movie ticket. So I owed her $10.25... gahhh, ( Read more... )

Gotta make this short- Full Circle is about to start...

I walked to Tisch today to get my ticket for the show early and, I guess because it's close to 65 degrees for the first time in forever, but it appears all the note-worthy faces are out-and-about. On University I crossed paths with the actor who played Prior in Angles in America and on 8th ( Read more... )

Day of the Pale Face No. 26-

After another wonderful night conversing with Andy, Liz emerges from the
privacy of the closet to prepare for bed. She pauses halfway to the bathroom;
there is a strange sound emanating from behind Rose’s bed, a sort of low,
frantic mumbling. Cautiously Liz goes to investigate. What she finds both
frightens and ( Read more... )

It's been stuck in my head all day ( Read more... )

It was all a cruel joke! There is no Fu Foundation, no Columbia University in NYC.
Gaaaahhhhh!
I'm trying to work really I am- I deposited my tax forms in the mail box and attempted to fill out the FAFSA and finish my Columbia Application. I can't do the FAFSA because my PIN number is stored away in my mom's file cabinet in Texas and both the ( Read more... )

Last night was... interesting.

Floormate Laura had her birthday party to the theme of "White Trash." There was pseudo-belly lint/hair, Crayola Marker- Rebel Flag tattoos, plastic Bubba teeth perpetually flying through the air and all the stacks of warm, cheap beer the average Joe with four acres of nothing and a custom made rifle could ask for * ( Read more... )

My engineering professor used the term "nomenclature" today... I've only heard it on one other occasion and I thought I'd share it with everyone. Enjoy!

Ode to SpotFelis catus, is your taxonomic nomenclature ( Read more... )

So apparently I think like a guy... Which makes since in that twisted sort of way that I love so much. I am slightly disappointed that I was rated at the "average empathetic" level; I'm pretty sure it was because I feel worse for an animal in pain than a human- My logic being that animals forget pain pretty quickly, if they're obviously suffering ( Read more... )

Garrison Keillor rocks!!!

Rhubarb
The essence of Nana's lipstick
New car smell
Moments of contentment
Cleaning products
Got the house all to myself...
"Raid the frig!!"
Lost in the Camry again
Folk music
Summer
Fall
Winter
Spring
820 North or 30 East?
Pill bugs
Exploding Heinekens
A tape in every niche
"Nevermore"
-Thank you Garrison

No! No, not my accent!!

Got suckerpunched by the Texas drawl today. Last week my Accents and Dialects peers and I were given monologues to transcribe with the Upper-class British accent. This in itself was relatively easy, *that squiggle is the “ire” sound, this the trilled “r”* reciting the passage... gawd...

I got three-fourths through Shaw’s ( Read more... )