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notintehkitchen

[Public][Text] #2 Sniper

Feb 03, 2012 05:02

Dear Mr. BLU Sniper,

I have a special present just for you. Do not fret, it is not your death. However, if you do not accept my invitation to give you the gift perhaps I will change my mind and kill you instead.

Sincerely,
RED Pyro

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bye_to_yer_head February 3 2012, 17:10:51 UTC

Fine. Where do you want me to go?

*At the very least he could check out the respawn first hand. Help that Sashimi kid out. Or was it Saturn.... maybe Sasha.*

[Action] bye_to_yer_head February 4 2012, 07:34:33 UTC

I know when it is.

*There was something that flitted across his face, something he pushed down immediately, though he couldn't stop his hands from shaking ever so slightly.*

[Action] notintehkitchen February 4 2012, 12:24:34 UTC

So, do you think you'll get anything?

[In her country women were supposed to give the presents, not the other way around.]

Chocolate maybe?

[Action] bye_to_yer_head February 4 2012, 17:21:50 UTC

No. I'm not. And I'm not gettin' anything fer anyone else neither.

*Wow that mug sure is fascinating, he's just going to keep looking at that instead of anywhere else.*

[Action] notintehkitchen February 4 2012, 23:13:42 UTC

Does that mean Australian men wait until White day too?

[Don't think she doesn't notice your awkwardness about this subject.]

[Action] bye_to_yer_head February 4 2012, 23:19:11 UTC

Until what now?

*Yes, let's change the topic.*

What th' hell is White day?

[Action] notintehkitchen February 4 2012, 23:23:41 UTC

[You can't escape that easily.]

March 14th. That's when men give the presents to girls. February 14th is for girls to dote over men.

[Action] bye_to_yer_head February 4 2012, 23:25:27 UTC

Oh. That ain't how it works in Australia. Only one day fer both.

*Him and his mug are going to start inching towards the door now.*

[Action] notintehkitchen February 4 2012, 23:29:28 UTC

[No you don't! Pyro is going to lock on with a creepy stare that can only be matched by Jell-O.]

Something seems to be troubling you about the upcoming holiday. If anything, RED and you can swap bottles of piss.

[Action] bye_to_yer_head February 4 2012, 23:30:23 UTC

It ain't my favorite toime 'f th' year alroight? Jus' drop it.

[Action] notintehkitchen February 5 2012, 11:13:44 UTC

So it'll be you and jarate spending together this year together again?

[Action] bye_to_yer_head February 5 2012, 17:39:33 UTC

*He closes his eyes for a moment, his grip tightening on the mug, before looking over at her again.*

I guess so. Thanks fer th' mug.

*And with that he's going to turn and leave because he does not want to talk about this.*

[Action] notintehkitchen February 5 2012, 17:45:43 UTC

Hey, I know.

Why don't you ask Cassidy out? She's everything a man wants in the opposite sex; a dog and woman.

[Action] bye_to_yer_head February 5 2012, 17:49:50 UTC

I don't think you know anythin' about what men want. And you sure don't know anythin' about me so quit it.

[Action] notintehkitchen February 5 2012, 17:53:23 UTC

Maybe not entirely. After all, your RED counterpart seems rather fond of me in a way I can't understand fully.

[What have you been told about your truth filter, Pyro? STOP DOING IT.]

[Action] bye_to_yer_head February 5 2012, 17:57:02 UTC

He's not me.

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