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notintehkitchen

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Feb 21, 2012 09:40

Aaah, so I spent all of my savings on food today! It's not like it matters one way or the other what I do with my money though. I was going to buy Mr. Hawk a nice new rifle, but lately all he seems to know how to do is talk to pretty skinny female mercenaries. I'm sure he'll be working a different rifle and will have no time for me or a new weapon!

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[audio] hasstandards February 21 2012, 22:05:36 UTC

[There are a lot of indistinct noises on his end as he struggles to decide what part of her call to address first. Frankly, none of it sits well with him.]

Pumpkin, ah, er. What?

[Video] notintehkitchen February 21 2012, 23:18:38 UTC

[Have a pouty looking Pyro.]

It's obvious. I know you're cheating on me.

[video] hasstandards February 21 2012, 23:20:44 UTC

What on earth are you goin' on about? I haven't done anything!

[video] notintehkitchen February 21 2012, 23:24:02 UTC

You expect me to believe that? If you don't find me attractive, you should just say so!

[video] hasstandards February 21 2012, 23:27:41 UTC

Why would you even think I'd say that?

[video] notintehkitchen February 22 2012, 00:42:10 UTC

I'm sure you tell all the other BLUs and REDs.

[video] hasstandards February 22 2012, 00:49:09 UTC

Tell them what? I don't tell them anything!

[video] notintehkitchen February 22 2012, 05:32:03 UTC

That's for sure. You've never been much of a talker. I'm sure you showed them though.

[video] hasstandards February 22 2012, 05:35:07 UTC

[His face reddens. Annnnnd there he goes trying to figure out how to make this private.]

I haven't shown them anything, either. Pyro, this is ridiculous! Why the hell are you even accusin' me of this?

[video] notintehkitchen February 22 2012, 05:37:33 UTC

It's because they have nicer thighs then me, huh?

[video] hasstandards February 22 2012, 05:42:37 UTC

No, they don't have-

[Oh, there's the button he's looking for.]

[Private]

I've told you plenty of times that you're fine the way you are. Not that you listen to me, apparently.

[video] notintehkitchen February 22 2012, 05:44:14 UTC

Why should I be trustworthy when a bunch of beautiful women show up? No one would be.

[video][private] hasstandards February 22 2012, 05:45:32 UTC

Because you oughtta know me better than that by now!

[video][private] notintehkitchen February 22 2012, 05:49:52 UTC

I barely know anything about you. It's not like you go out of your way to talk to me about yourself.

[video][private] hasstandards February 22 2012, 05:50:40 UTC

Well, you never ask.

[video][private] notintehkitchen February 22 2012, 05:54:09 UTC

If I have to ask to get it out of you, I doubt you trust me.

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