Flame #16

[notintehkitchen]

[Text]

The undead are all over town. If all the books I have read are accurate, please aim directly for the head either with a blunt object or a gun. All children who reside here, please stay where you are and I will come to get you. I can provide a haven.

Sniper, I will be needing your assistance. Do not worry, you will be rewarded well.

Comments

[voice because he still doesn't know how to use text]

[bye_to_yer_head]

All you needed t' say was 'aim fer th' head.'

*Does he sound excited? yeah, he's excited.*

[bye_to_yer_head]

*He's hanging up on you now.

See this is why he should stop giving a damn about other people...*

[Voice] SHE IS TOTES TRYING TO CALL YOU BACK

[notintehkitchen]

Hey!? What was that for?

You hurt his feelings. And he only has like...4. So you should feel ashamed.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Nothing.

Do you want me t' help or not?

[Video][Private so REDs don't laugh at her.]

[notintehkitchen]

[Have a red faced Pyro fumbling to find the right words.]

...

Of course I want your help. I wouldn't of asked for it in the first place if I hadn't.

...

I need you, Sniper.

d'awwwwww

[bye_to_yer_head]

.............. roight.

I'll be over in a few then.

How sweet? ;3 Also action?

[notintehkitchen]

I'll be waiting.

You're giving me the warm fuzzies something awful.

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Sniper arrives at the RED base, looking rather ... cheerful actually. He's splattered with blood and has his kukri out, he's having a grand time chopping zombies to bits.*

[Action]

[notintehkitchen]

[Pyro is up on the second floor with her axe resting on her shoulder. It's already covered in blood.

Looking at Sniper, she kicks a decapitated head off the deck and hears it crack and splatter down below on the concrete.]

That was fast.

[Action]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*He casually steps to the side to avoid the splatter.*

There's only so many of 'em I can hit from the roof. It's better down here on th' ground.

[Action] And fff, yes everything is adorable here.

[notintehkitchen]

You haven't gotten bitten at all, have you?

[There's a look of actual concern in her eyes for the BLU, one she isn't ready yet to fully admit to.]

We wouldn't want to have to kill you.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Not a chance. Sad I can't take their teeth fer trophies though.

If it happens jus' don't set me on fire.

[notintehkitchen]

I wouldn't put my hand in their mouths for a million dollars.

I'll give you the quickest and least painful death possible. Let's hope that outcome doesn't occur.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Well thanks fer that.

*He means it too.*

Want me t' come up there?

[notintehkitchen]

No problem.

[Hey, it's the least she can do.]

Yeah, I've got a few presents for you.

[Beckoning him up with her hand, she leaned on the railing.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*He starts to head into the base then stops.*

Truckie don't 'ave anything in here that's gonna shoot me do he?