[Voice]

[notintehkitchen]

It feels great to be back in my own body! I've missed using my hands so much. Now I can eat bacon and open things again! Really, those two things are very important!

[There is a squeak in the background.]

That's right, Jell-O says he is happy to see his mother back too. I wonder who was taking care of you while I was gone?

[A few more squeaks come

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[bye_to_yer_head]

Never been so excited t' 'ave thumbs again....

[notintehkitchen]

I know! I love my thumbs! I'll never regret them again!

[bye_to_yer_head]

Bein' able t' open doors is a nice change too. 'Cept Cassidy drank a bunch 'f tea or somethin' an' now I'm all jittery.

*And going through serious coffee and nicotine withdrawals. Hence the furious smoking he's doing now.*

[notintehkitchen]

I go crazy if I don't have caffeine. I'm not sure how you stay awake without it. All I want to do before I have any in the morning is go back to sleep.

Hey, we can both smoke again. I just remembered that!

[Aaaaaaaaand she's going to light up right now.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Way ahead 'f ya mate. Already halfway through a pack this mornin'. Guess I'm gonna give Spy a run fer his money.

Ya met yer new housemate yet?

[notintehkitchen]

[Groans.]

I'm avoiding that. He guessed I was a girl without hearing me or seeing me.

[bye_to_yer_head]

He's a Spy. I wouldn't be surprised if he knew all our names an' our hometowns too. Least he hasn't killed anyone I suppose.

[notintehkitchen]

He'd kill you first.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I already ruined his suit an' bit him and he hasn't stabbed me yet.

But I'll be sure t' let you know first if I get a knoife in my back.

[notintehkitchen]

I told him to behave or else I'd sic Jell-O on him.

[bye_to_yer_head]

... Did that work?

[notintehkitchen]

[Sticks out chest proudly.]

Well, he hasn't killed anyone yet, right?!

[bye_to_yer_head]

That ya know of. I took him t' the RED Base so he should be around fer you t' keep an eye on.

[notintehkitchen]

I'll have Jell-O babysit him. He's very good at babysitting.

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Nightmare fuel.*

If ya say so. Yer little blob may die if he eats Spy's brains, provided he has any, I'm sure nicotine ain't good fer animals.

[notintehkitchen]

No worries. I'm rather certain Jell-O cannot die.